When my dog humped my leg, I thought he was telling me he loved me...

[LeftyFingerPop]

Until I saw him humping a shovel, a laundry basket, my stereo, my briefcase, and an empty bag of pretzels.

[ThomCat]

1. Be careful when you open your briefcase.

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Too late....

:rofl:

[Heidi]

3. He does love you.

He's trying to make you jealous. Apparently, it worked. :P

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Well, how would you feel if a bag of pretzels was preferred over you?

:rofl:

[Heidi]

5. It's the story of my life.

I've become accustomed to it. :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I will never believe that.

:rofl:

[Heidi]

7. Okay. Not pretzel sacks,

but CMW is quite involved with his iPhone. You think that doesn't hurt? :rofl: :spray:

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Would you like me to speak to him?

:D

[Heidi]

9. If you call him on his iPhone,

I'm not sure that would be a deterrent.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. There is just no reasoning with some men.

:rofl:

[Heidi]

11. I think he'd be this way even

if he were a woman. I know I am. :rofl: