The revenge of the corneal ulcer(s)

[MrCoffee]

Oh good, my eye hurts again. Oh well, at least I know now what I knew before blowing $130 at the opthalmalogist a couple of months ago...namely, that I should take out my contact lens when it starts to hurt.


Oh wait, I knew that. Why did I blow the $130 then?

[Parche]

1. Eye C

:hi:

[datasuspect]

2. is that like revenge of the nerds?

[MrCoffee]

7. No, it's more like open weeping sores on the cornea of my right eye

[datasuspect]

8. pus?

sounds painfully gooey.

if you want, you can come to my house and i'll put on my nurse uniform and tend to you a la "nurse stimpy"

[MrCoffee]

9. do not want.

not in any way, shape or form.


the very idea makes my prefrontal lobes shrivel up and cry.

[datasuspect]

10. dude, i'm a caring nurturer

[rug]

3. Be glad your nuts don't hurt.

[datasuspect]

4. balzac

[rug]

5. I honor your ballsack.

[datasuspect]

6. commander ballsack