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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 08:47 AM
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Poll question: Favorite French kniggit insult from Monty Python & the Holy Grail?
Edited on Mon Dec-01-08 09:02 AM by undisclosedlocation
I think this will be a landslide, but I always do and I'm always wrong, so let's play!

Edit: Didn't realize the choices would get cut off due to length, but anybody who remembers the movie knows that "behavior" follows "advancing," right?

Poll result (30 votes)
I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king? (1 votes, 3%)Vote
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!Th (2 votes, 7%)Vote
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! (22 votes, 73%)Vote
'Allo, little English K-niggits and Monsieur Ah-thoor Keeng who has the brain of a duck, you know! So, we French fellows outwit you a second time-a! (0 votes, 0%)Vote
How you English say, 'I one more time unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing (0 votes, 0%)Vote
No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! (3 votes, 10%)Vote
Yes, depart at this time and don't be approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! (2 votes, 7%)Vote
Yes! Go! And remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And if you zink you got nasty taunting zis time, you ain't heard nothing yet! Daffy English K-niggits! Thhhhhhppppph! (0 votes, 0%)Vote
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  - Good heavens, what a colorful performance. nt  Deep13   Dec-01-08 08:51 AM   #1 
  - Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.  deutsey   Dec-01-08 08:58 AM   #2 
  - That's the one I like best.  Aristus   Dec-01-08 09:28 AM   #3 
  - That's hilarious...I hadn't heard that Williams line before.  deutsey   Dec-01-08 10:09 AM   #4 
     - It was part of a stand-up routine he did as a benefit in England.  Aristus   Dec-01-08 10:12 AM   #5 
  - I would have put it on, but couldn't really find an insult in there n/t  undisclosedlocation   Dec-01-08 04:46 PM   #8 
  - That's my favorite, too.  LynzM   Dec-01-08 08:43 PM   #12 
  - Fechez La Vache!!!  Lincolngirl   Dec-01-08 10:12 AM   #6 
  - I didn't realize there were so many.  arcadian   Dec-01-08 10:18 AM   #7 
  - Ni!  nytemare   Dec-01-08 05:48 PM   #9 
  - What sad times are these when passing ruffians can post "ni" at will on the internets  El Fuego   Dec-01-08 08:36 PM   #11 
     - Ni! Ni!  nytemare   Dec-01-08 08:51 PM   #13 
  - Woot.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-01-08 06:22 PM   #10 
 
Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 08:51 AM
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1. Good heavens, what a colorful performance. nt
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 08:58 AM
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2. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 09:28 AM
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3. That's the one I like best.
It reminds me of Robin Williams' taunt about British bobbies: "Stop!......or I shall say 'stop' again!"

Those Rabelasian insults kill me every time...
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 10:09 AM
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4. That's hilarious...I hadn't heard that Williams line before.
:thumbsup:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 10:12 AM
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5. It was part of a stand-up routine he did as a benefit in England.
Princess Diana was in the audience. He really poked fun at the differences between the UK and the US. His American parallel to the timid British bobbie was the trigger-happy American cop: BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM!!! "Stop or I'll shoot!"
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 04:46 PM
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8. I would have put it on, but couldn't really find an insult in there n/t
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 08:43 PM
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12. That's my favorite, too.
Elderberries is good, but over-used. :)
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Lincolngirl Donating Member (346 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 10:12 AM
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6. Fechez La Vache!!!
Haven't done the french thing in a while, sorry if I spelt it wrong!
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 10:18 AM
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7. I didn't realize there were so many.
n/t
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 05:48 PM
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9. Ni!
:D
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 08:36 PM
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11. What sad times are these when passing ruffians can post "ni" at will on the internets
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 08:51 PM
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13. Ni! Ni!
Now, go find me a shrubbery!
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 06:22 PM
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10. Woot.
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