I need some ideas for the perfect Christmas gift for a person who:

[LeftyFingerPop]

1) Grows corn in her front yard.

2) Likes monkeys.

3) Has a strange desire to smash the shit out of her mailbox every few months.

4) Loves to do gardening.

5) Is a great cook.

6) Is strangely compelled to buy "brand name" *cough* furniture out of the back of tractor trailers.

7) Already has a car battery charger.

8) Refuses to pay less than $250 for a restaurant dinner.

9) Trains her dog to bury sticks of butter in the carpet.

10) Loves spiders.

Thank you for any ideas.



:loveya:

[Droopy]

1. A year's subscription to "Mailbox Digest"

They have a Mailbox of the Month club.

[City of Mills]

2. Truck nuts

Even if she doesn't have a truck, she can hang 'em on the wall.

[machI]

3. Get her a 1:1 scale radio-controlled HUMMER H3, of course

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http://www.product-reviews.net/2008/03/18/11-scale-radio-controlled-hummer-h3-is-this-the-best-rc-ever/

[Breeze54]

4. Counseling

:P

[applegrove]

5. Hedonics has a bug vacume that vacumes up bugs or spiders without hurting

them so you can deposit said bugs outside without killing them. It is like a wand. They should have a website.

Alternatively why not look up a gourmet websites and order some really fancy spice mixes so the cook can cook?

[JVS]

6. Fireworks

[JoePhilly]

7. Planet of the Apes, complete collection on DVD, with commentary.

I'm not sure they even make this ... but I'd want it.

[azmouse]

8. A fur-covered toilet seat.

[Kali]

9. aw you are so sweet, but you really don't have to get ma anything!