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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 08:47 AM
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I need some ideas for the perfect Christmas gift for a person who:
1) Grows corn in her front yard.

2) Likes monkeys.

3) Has a strange desire to smash the shit out of her mailbox every few months.

4) Loves to do gardening.

5) Is a great cook.

6) Is strangely compelled to buy "brand name" *cough* furniture out of the back of tractor trailers.

7) Already has a car battery charger.

8) Refuses to pay less than $250 for a restaurant dinner.

9) Trains her dog to bury sticks of butter in the carpet.

10) Loves spiders.

Thank you for any ideas.



:loveya:
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 08:50 AM
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1. A year's subscription to "Mailbox Digest"
They have a Mailbox of the Month club.
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City of Mills Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 09:40 AM
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2. Truck nuts


Even if she doesn't have a truck, she can hang 'em on the wall.
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machI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 03:05 PM
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3. Get her a 1:1 scale radio-controlled HUMMER H3, of course
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 03:29 PM
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4. Counseling
:P

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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 04:20 PM
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5. Hedonics has a bug vacume that vacumes up bugs or spiders without hurting
them so you can deposit said bugs outside without killing them. It is like a wand. They should have a website.

Alternatively why not look up a gourmet websites and order some really fancy spice mixes so the cook can cook?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 04:23 PM
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6. Fireworks
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 04:38 PM
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7. Planet of the Apes, complete collection on DVD, with commentary.
I'm not sure they even make this ... but I'd want it.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 04:40 PM
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8. A fur-covered toilet seat.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-29-08 05:52 PM
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9. aw you are so sweet, but you really don't have to get ma anything!
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