I went inside a Kohl's today

[underpants]

:scared: HOLD ME! :scared:

:hide:

[matcom]

1. No.

you smell like Kohl's

Shower first. THEN I'll hold you.

x(

[underpants]

3. I walk in.... the girl at the JEWELRY counter is twisting in five different directions

I look to the right- 5 people milling about

not too bad I think. Then I look to the left.

20 people in line...AT THE JEWELRY COUNTER

the regular line was longer

:scared::hide:

[KitchenWitch]

2. I drove by the parking lot of a Kohl's store today

That was scary enough.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I took my girls to the movies and have to say, the parking lots

here were absolutely packed. No recession here, apparently. :shrug:

[WI_DEM]

5. Thanksgiving weekend is actually the busiest day at the movies for the year.

statistically.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Oh, I know. I meant the retail parking lots.

UP knows where I live, so he would understand what I meant.


:hi:

[matcom]

6. well DUH

you live in the freakin' BEVERLY HILLS of Rednecktopia! :eyes:

you and your TWO DVD MINIVAN and your fancy gas grill with your BUNKO-Drunk Desperate-Housewife neighbors.

no, i'm sure YOUR shopping malls were packed to the gills :puke:

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Only one DVD, freeper. Currently showing Everybody Loves Raymond.

:rofl:

BabyMidlo loves that show.

And, apparently she saw a map that said Virginia isn't currently experiencing a recession, which is weird because I know quite a few folks who have been laid off.

I'm just hoping the two of us can hold onto our jobs this coming year. If my job goes, it means the company went out of business and that would be a really, really bad thing for the non profit world.

[matcom]

10. "I know quite a few folks who have been laid off"

your Gardener, Pool Boy AND Maid??

wow these ARE tough times!

:scared:












































:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Have you gone mad? I will NEVER give up Brenda the Goddess of Housekeeping.

Even though it seems that she has forgotten how to dust.

Thankfully, I have a swiffer.


:rofl:

[matcom]

12. is that the same thing as a 'Fluffer'?

:shrug:

I'm currently in the market for one of those myself!

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Deleting because matcom is a first rate pervert.

[matcom]

14. i have a VERY good feeling that 'Fluffer' means something different to me

:rofl:

if YOUR 'Fluffer' is "like a bull in a china shop" i'm not too sure you would be bragging about it

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Well, here in the Old Dominion, fluffing means farting.

Something BoyMidlo has made essentially a career of.

[matcom]

16. So BoyMidlo DOESN'T work in the Porn Industry?

*whew*

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

17. LeftyMom just told me what that meant.

You are a pervert of the highest order.

I am sooooo old.

[matcom]

18. What a coincidence!!!!!1

LeftyMom is MY 'fluffer'!

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

19. Well, I'm old too!

He just had to tell me what a 'fluffer' is...thought I was going to :puke: EWWWWW!
And yes, he is a pervert of the highest order, he even has a plaque that says so! :rofl:

[matcom]

20. Traitor!

get upstairs and start 'fluffing' DAMMIT!

:P

[Mrs.Matcom]

21. Honey, be careful...

remember our definitions of 'fluffer' are quite different. I'll go up and do my 'fluffing' not yours! :rofl: :D

[matcom]

22. fine. go up in the bed and fart

warmer for me later :bounce:

[Mrs.Matcom]

23. I'm going to do the fluffer

on your pillow! :D

[matcom]

24. mmmmmmm

smells just like the dog

[LiberalEsto]

25. Dutch oven!

Run for your lives!

[Mrs.Matcom]

26. We call them...

turtle games!

[marzipanni]

8. Did you get stockings in your Kohl's?

;)

[tigereye]

27. I like it, actually

odd, since that usually isn't my kind of place. But it reminds me a little of how Kaufmanns here used to be.... (subsumed by Macy's, sadly.)


on edit, I did a bunch of my shopping Tuesday, and attended the PItt-WVU game with the kiddo today. PITT WON! :party; :bounce: bwa ha ha ha ha