my hand looks like it was attacked by wolverine

[Ava]

my crazy bipolar kitty attacked my arm. he'll be happy and purring one minute and then flip out the next. he was laying on the couch with me purring, and then suddenly attacked my hand. owch x(

[XemaSab]

1. You should go on the show "I was BITTEN!"

Right in between the guy who got MAULED by a grizzly and the guy who got MAULED by a shark.

Really... the grizzly mauling was HORRIFIC.

You still have your face, so you get second billing.

The guy who got bit by the snake totally had it coming. :P

[Ava]

2. i swear, some of those people just ask for it

if you stick your hand in a gator's mouth, don't be shocked when it bites your hand :rofl:

[XemaSab]

3. Totally

If you catch a rattler, take it home, put it in an un-secured cage, and later try to trap it with your jacket... YOU=MORON. :eyes:

[Ava]

4. of course

and be sure to give it a belly rub every night :rofl: