I have the stomach flu, I think.

[Symarip]

DAMN YOU, HOOTERS!!!

[mcctatas]

1. HYDRATE!

and go to bed. :hug:

[Symarip]

2. I can't go to bed

I have been drinking tons of water and eating light but I'm just not tired yet.

I'll let you take care of me!!! I'm a big fucking wimp when I get sick.

[mcctatas]

3. Not to generalize...

but I think all men are;) Have you tried counting sheep? (one night I made it to 2,000 plus before I decided fuck it and started reading).

Oh and the BRAT diet is what you are supposed to eat if you have the flu.

[Symarip]

4. I'm the worst

I only get sick twice a year since My mid 20s. I kick and scream and moan and force my mom to overnight me marzipan.

Anyhow, what is the brat diet? Beer Brats? I have 4 packs in the freezer I haven't gotten around to smoking yet.

[mcctatas]

5. OMG!

you need a personal attendant! Beer and Brats? :rofl:

No it is Bananas, Rice, Applesauce and Toast silly

[Symarip]

6. I'm accepting resumes now

Those with pictures attached will be reviewed first.

[mcctatas]

8. What other qualifications are required?

My relevant training would include non-violent physical intervention (which means if you get out of control I can take you down and restrain you until you decide to behave ;) )

[Symarip]

9. HIRED

When can you start?

[mcctatas]

11. We will have to discuss a salary range and benefits package

before I commit to anything, the benefits must be above average for me to even consider such an offer..

:evilgrin:

[Symarip]

16. I live in a big house

You can use my 62 Falcon to get around town.

Um, if you don't scratch my records, you can play them.

[MorningGlow]

7. I'll lend you my kid

He'll get you good and sick on the average of once a month. Good for the immune system, good for the soul. Okay, I'm just tired of getting all his plagues--it's time to share the wealth. :evilgrin:

BRAT diet: bananas, rice, applesauce, toast.

Get better! :hi:

On edit: speling.

[Symarip]

10. Thank you, love

I'm watching TV, which I never do. That's when I know I'm out for the count. I HATE TV.

And by the way, why does everyone act so fucking surprised when the Gordon Ramsay renovates the restaurant? He does it every episode. I think it'd be funny if instead he just demo'd the place and told the staff and owner they should become telemarketers.

[MorningGlow]

12. Oh d00d--not reality TV!

That shit'll kill ya. :evilgrin:

I've only seen one bit with Gordon Ramsay that I can appreciate--it involves his gullet, exotic food, and a bucket. In that order.

Don't watch it till your own stomach settles. Trust me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTOfhQ_SZEg

[BarenakedLady]

13. I'll be right over

I'll bring the uniform. ;)

[Symarip]

17. Uniform?

Tell me more...

[Mutley]

14. What does Hooters have to do with it?

:P

[Symarip]

15. That's where I ate last at noon

And now I'm in hell.

[Mutley]

18. It can't be both stomach flu and food poisoning. =/

All kidding aside, sorry you feel bad, man. Take some peptobismol or something.

[Symarip]

19. I did

I still feel horrible.