Because the economy is in the gutter - We are starting the War on Christmas early this year.

[KitchenWitch]

What will your efforts toward this important initiative be?

I am attending protest rallies for marriage equality and doing other things to further the gay agenda.

[TZ]

1. I'm Jewish.

I don't have to do anything but light a Menorah, right?:D

[KitchenWitch]

3. Most excellent! Mazel Tov!

:D

[Dr. Strange]

35. Um, aren't you forgetting...

the traditional removing of the clothing for the sacred yoga?

PS Watch out for the candle wax. Just saying.

[TZ]

39. LOL!

Now there's a Hanukkah tradition that my mother *somehow* forgot to tell me about......:rofl:

[old mark]

62. My wife is Jewish. My father in law once talked to me

about converting to Judaism. I told him I didn't believe in the religion I had been born with,or any other and he just said, well, OK, and never brought it up again.
I do have a gold star of David that I will wear for the season, and say merry christmas to everyone, reagardless.

mark

[Parche]

2. I am going to kiss all good looking mormon missionarys

when they come to the door

either that or make them fall off their bikes

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

4. Careful - they might LIKE it and never leave!

:D

[deepthought42]

5. apparently as a godless heathen

I'm supposed to be undoing Xmas altogether. But I'd rather just pretend it doesn't exist until after Thanksgiving. I'm so evil. :evilgrin:

Maybe I'll just tell everyone "Happy Holidays!" or "Merry Solstice!" ;)

[KitchenWitch]

6. Good plan!

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Shouldn't you be under a desk somewhere?

[KitchenWitch]

8. Probably.

[AlCzervik]

9. stealing Baby Jesuses from Nativity scenes from all over the country. Road trip.

[KitchenWitch]

11. Let me know if your tour takes you to the OC

the baby Jesi are all over the place here!

[AlCzervik]

13. hells women i'm going to start in the oc, first stop, Coto de Caza.

scaling the big gate, first stop is Vickies house.

[KitchenWitch]

16. Pick me up on your way!

:P

[Chan790]

46. I still have Catholic University's from about 10 years ago...

General rule of thumb...don't set up a nativity scene outside of the building where the Greek-life students congregate...you might lose your Jesi (6 years in a row!)

[jakefrep]

61. A suggestion....

Send pictures of the Jesi posed outside of strip joints, liquor stores and mosques to the owners.

[KamaAina]

10. I am mentally surveying the landscape in my home state of Connecticut

trying to figure out where rainbow flags might soon be flying -- maybe even before The Holiday That Shall Not be Named. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

12. ...

:patriot:

[LeftyMom]

14. I'm putting up a fake tree.

My family informs me that I may as well suffocate the Baby Jesus in his crib, because this makes me a Christmas hating heathen.

[KitchenWitch]

17. I am too

I refuse to spend almost a Benjamin on a "freshly" cut tree.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

15. I've kidnapped Josh Grobin. And if anyone wants to see him alive again...

...I want all his CDs destroyed and an agreement from all broadcasters and Muzak providers never to play his Christmas music ever again.

[KitchenWitch]

18. Wow, that is militant!

:wow:

[AlCzervik]

19. you can keep him.

[deucemagnet]

51. You're my new hero.

:loveya:

Try to get the kid to a competent barber while he's in your custody. :P

[Tom Kitten]

20. I'm already on it

I've had my Happy Holidays With Billy Idol cd on endless repeat since the day after Halloween. A modest effort but I've got my speakers in the windows facing the street and the volume turned up to 11.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_5R1UiaO0U

[KitchenWitch]

21. zOMG!

:rofl:

[crispini]

34. LOLWUT?

:rofl:

[siligut]

44. Yours go to 11? Mine only go to 10.

Yours are better than mine. :cry:

[Bake]

22. Christmas here in the DEEP SOUTH is going to suck. again.

There's not a chance of snow. All those songs like Let It Snow, etc.? They just depress me. It'll be sunny and 65 or 70 degrees.

Sucks.

Bake

[KitchenWitch]

23. Yeah, I hear ya.

I am not even sure the mountains near us will get snow in SoCal, since they were SO snowy last year.

[Bake]

25. Plus, nobody has any money to spend ...

Ho freakin' ho.

Bake

[Critters2]

24. I'll be reading a Hannukah story during the children's sermon on a Sunday morning during Advent.

And reminding people that we DO HAVE Advent, and Christmas starts on December 25 and ends on January 5.


And wishing people "Happy Holidays!".

[KitchenWitch]

28. ...

:applause:

[Deep13]

26. My own nonbelief will keep them occupied...

...and give you a chance to take out Santa and the baby Jesus from behind.

[KitchenWitch]

29. You will fit well in the "distractor" role!

:D

[dropkickpa]

27. We are decorating in a death theme this year

Our tree will be strung with skulls, skeletons, bats and spiders and the topper is a star made of bones. Dropkid is super stoked for xmas this year.

I won't be shopping on black Friday, I won't be spending more than $200 this December on stuff for Dropkid (her b-day is in december too), and, if I do somehow happen to land on a pile of money, I'm giving people donations in their names to planned parenthood (killing fetii, very war-like), cancer research (science baaaaad), and my local animal rescue league (animals have no souls, people need stuff).

[KitchenWitch]

30. I am requiring that you post photos of your "Tree of Death"

[sarge43]

31. Won't buy anyone any presents. No xmas cards

No decorations. I will buy food for the local food bank, but that's it.

[KitchenWitch]

38. That is actually an excellent idea.

[sarge43]

43. It does reduce the stress by a factor. n/t

[flvegan]

32. A group of us are liberating Santa's flying reindeer.

Soon, slaves no more, my animal friends.

[KitchenWitch]

40. Could you set the Easter Bunny free while you are at it?

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[Gidney N Cloyd]

36. Kinky.

[KitchenWitch]

41. Oh, the irony!

[SeattleGirl]

37. Donating even more food to one of our local homeless shelters

for Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners. :)

Oh, and I may send a Happy Holidays card to Bill-o. :silly:

[KitchenWitch]

42. I think Billo the Clown could use the pick me up!

:P

[Burma Jones]

45. I will dress my Children in Gay Apparel

Although that designer shit costs an arm and a leg.....still, damned tasteful.....

[KitchenWitch]

49. Your dedication to the cause does not go unnoticed!

:D

[Lyric]

47. I submit as Exhibit A:

The Baby Jesus Buttplug.

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

You just can't make War on Christmas louder than THAT.

:patriot:

[Chan790]

48. $35!!

They're out of their minds.

[KitchenWitch]

50. Oy vey!

:rofl:

[u4ic]

52. I'm only celebrating the Solstice

where we'll affirm our devotion to satan and eat a few babies at the feast. :9

[KitchenWitch]

53. Have you tried the babies in a bearnaise sauce?

they are absolutely delicious that way.

[u4ic]

55. We usually bbq them

hellfire is useful for that - but thanks for the tip! :D

[KitchenWitch]

59. I was thinking of doing the cajun blackened thing next.

Just to mix it up a bit!

:silly:

[bumblebee1]

63. If you don't care for bearnaise,

there's always hollandaise, bolognese and marinara sauces? With the bolognese and marinara sauces, they are especially great with shredded parmesean cheese.

[DarkTirade]

54. I'm going to sell incredibly tacky and gaudy decorations to people with no taste.

... actually I'm gonna do that anyway, that's what I get a paycheck to do. :P

[KitchenWitch]

56. Make sure you say "Happy Holidays" to them.

[deucemagnet]

57. I will participate in the War on Christmas by continuing my War on Festivus.

Well, at least my War on Lame Festivus Jokes. It stopped being funny five years ago. Now it's just annoying, and you should be damned to an eternity of Bing Crosby and David Bowie singing "Little Drummer Boy" for saying, "Well, *I'm* celebrating Festivus this year! Hehehe." and then smiling like you said something extremely clever when in fact you've made me long for for a painful twitching and drooling death for either you or myself, it doesn't really matter who, as long as it ends our conversation and at least one of us will be spared the pain of hearing that tired old pseudo-joke again. :rant:

[KitchenWitch]

58. LOL

[DarkTirade]

60. Kick.

The war on Christmas is serious business. We need to plan ahead. :P