Anyone have a good joke or funny story?

[mcctatas]

I am suddenly very sad and would really like to not be!

[reyd reid reed]

1. Awwwwwwww....

Okay...how's this:

"Knock, knock"

"Who's there?"

"Thatcher."

"Thatcher who?"

"Thatcher idea of a knock-knock joke?"


Or...

"A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: 'OK, now what?'"

:hug:

[mcctatas]

2. ....

:spray:

You are seriously twisted! I like it :)

[jeff30997]

9. ROFL!

That must be a true Cheney hunting story.:rofl:

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3. My best attempt at a funny, yet tragic story.

I was at Little Caesar's pizza in 1993. I was 11. I was with my mother (my hero!)

5 people in line. I see a brochure for a local travel agency. In the brochure, there is a fantastic deal for a Caribbean cruise.

I read the brochure thoroughly and then I return to my place in line.

I say to the person next to me, "We really should take a cruise."

It was not my mother. It was another blond of similar characteristics.

I get slapped.

Never again.

[mcctatas]

4. You mad that up!

Really? Slapped? At 11? you poor thing!

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7. Nope

She thought I was hitting on her.

5'8", slim, beautiful.

The worst part was that my Mom thought that I really was hitting on this woman!

:blush:

[Inchworm]

5. What has 2 arms, 2 legs and sucks?

Shrub and Cheney

Alls I got :D

*tickle*

:hi:

[mcctatas]

11. See the last time I heard that one it was from a dipshit in a pink

polo and a cocks hat but it ended by him pointing at himself and saying "me" and then looking not at my eyes. Dipshits suck

[Inchworm]

12. Oops, I was off on my math a bit - do over!

Hold a sec. Let me get a beer.

It's 4 arms, 4 legs and sucks. :D

:dunce:

:toast:

[Lucian]

6. My life.

There you go. It's just a big funny joke.

[Aristus]

8. My favorite joke: ( I can't remember if I told it to you or not...)

A priest, a rabbi and an Irishman walk into a bar.

The bartender asks: "What is this? A joke?"

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10. What is black and white and

read all over?

[krispos42]

13. How about a video?

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/1582/Toy+Story+Dark+Knight

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14. Holy crap

Is that the new Bruckheimer flick?

That was AWESOME!

[mcctatas]

15. WTF?

that is so creepily funny! Thank you :)

[Frank Cannon]

16. My name is John Daker

Whenever I feel down, I watch this video. It never fails to cheer me up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8beYR1iBQ

(Not a rickroll)

[mcctatas]

18. OMG!

why does he remind me of Larry Craig???

[Frank Cannon]

19. Ha ha. He does, sort of.

John Daker is one of my heroes.

[jeff30997]

17. Don't worry...

Be Happy! :toast::party: :toast:



(I'm listening to the Bob Marley version right now so...)


:toast::party: :toast:

[Skittles]

20. old one

Father passes by his son's room and says, "SON, IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT YOU'LL GO BLIND."

Son replies, "HEY DAD, I'M OVER HERE."

[applegrove]

21. A friend of my Dad's was in a mall with one of his grandchildren. A very

large woman was in line with them just ahead a few people. Her beeper went off. The grandchild yelled "LOOK OUT SHE"S BACKING UP!".