How can someone be afraid of a cupcake?

[elshiva]

*cough* DuStrange *cough*

[DarkTirade]

1. ... how can someone NOT be afraid of a cupcake?

They are the seat of all evil that is not directly derived from sporks.

[mcctatas]

2. That used to be one of my favorite threats

"I am going to kill you slowly and painfully with a spork" damn therapist and all that anger management training! :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. SPORK WARS!

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Cupcakes represent all that is good in the world.

Truly those who fear the cupcake do so out of recognition of their own evil.

[elshiva]

6. Here is the cupcake in question:

Scary?

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Delicious.

[DarkTirade]

10. But in the end, aren't all of us tainted by some form of evil?

... not me though. That door-to-door salesman was TOTALLY asking for it. And some good came out of it, I mean, the rats in my basement were well fed for a week.

:yoiks:

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Not those of us who have accepted cupcakes into our hearts (and mouths and bellies)

[DarkTirade]

12. Wait... so by devouring your pure savior alive...

that somehow makes you clean rather than unclean?

Mwahahahahaha... :evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Don't question the logic of my beliefs, dammit!

[DarkTirade]

15. I'm not questioning. I'm looking for loopholes.

Loopholes that I can take advantage of, so I can kill something pure and innocent and yet still end up retaining my own innocence. Mwahahahahahahahahaha! :evilgrin:

[curse of greyface]

4. I dated someone whose nickname was cupcake. (Her mom was a fan of the second Newhart)

Yes be afraid. Be very afraid.

[Left Is Write]

7. I was afraid of a cupcake becoming vice president.

[Shell Beau]

8. Billy Bob Thorton is scared of antiques.

I'm just sayin'!!



:P

[kentauros]

14. Where do mini-muffins fit into this?

[Danger Mouse]

16. BOO

[elshiva]

17. AAiiiiiGh! Run away, run away...

:yoiks: