If you had Lynne Sins cell phone number

[Pierre.Suave]

would you call her?

if so, what would you say?

[KamaAina]

1. 1. But of course

2. (redacted)

[flvegan]

2. Yes. Ask if her refrigerator was running.

[DarkTirade]

3. I'm looking for a Mrs. Hugandkiss. First name, Amanda?

[Pierre.Suave]

8. I would ask her to keep the noise down

[LostinVA]

4. We called -- she didn't answer!

Haruka left a VM accusing her of losing the phone between a mountain of clothes. Or dead songbirds. I forget which one.

[flvegan]

6. Lost under all the crap on her porch.

[LostinVA]

10. Beer cans and Tastykake wrappers add up fast

[Pierre.Suave]

9. she will find it eventually

but until then, your mission is to leave as many cooky voicemails as posssible.

[Parche]

5. i would ask if bambi was there

and when do they start pole dancing at this establishment

[Pierre.Suave]

11. LOL

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Only in the middle of the night.

Which is why I don't give out my number all that much. DS1 has it. What a mistake THAT was.

[Pierre.Suave]

12. NEVER GIVE YOUR NUMBER TO DS1

My god, I feel sorry for you...

[Tom Kitten]

13. I would

And I would ask this

Oh, what did della wear lynne,
What did della wear?
What did della wear lynne,
What did della wear?

Also

Oh, why did calla phone ya,
Why did calla phone?
Why did calla phone ya,
Was she all alone?

[Dr. Strange]

14. No way: it's one of those $4.95 per minute calls.

Tales of Joe Biden caressing LynneSin's porch don't warrant that kind of spending.

[Pierre.Suave]

15. LOL

exactly why I did not take the bait, I was worried about dirty tricks...