The man really needs some Krispy Kreme.

[Mutley]

A guest asked me where the closest Krispy Kreme is, and I told him about 120 miles away. He said, "Print me the directions. I really need my Krispy Kreme."

:o

[Orrex]

1. Offer him a sugar-glazed balloon. It's pretty much the same thing.

[Mutley]

3. And he wasn't even, like, a big guy.

Average size. Dying for some Krispy Kreme.

[TZ]

10. hmm...I almost will have to make you dead to me for this comment

Warm glazed Krispy Kremes are manna...:9

[Orrex]

11. An empty threat if ever there was one! You'd be jonesing for a brilliant pun in a matter of hours

You know I got what you need, pun-wise.

[Mutley]

19. Yeah, but would she drive 120 miles for it?

:P

[TZ]

25. I wouldn't walk accross the street for a bad pun.....

Why did the turtlensue cross the street? It wasn't to hear a bad pun!;-)

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. They put crack in the glaze, don't they.

:shrug:

[Orrex]

4. I'm glad that you got all the words in the right order

Yowza!

[Mutley]

5. Apparently!

I don't mind a doughnut once in a while, but DAYUM! No junk food is worth driving 120 miles for. None.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Now I want a doughnut.

Not necessarily a Krispy Kreme, but yeah. :P



Edited because I felt like it. :rofl:

[Mutley]

14. Are you going to drive 120 miles?

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. Oh hell no.

I'll just stay here and lust after one. :rofl:

[Haole Girl]

20. Starbucks ice cream is

:9

[Mutley]

22. Yeah, that's some good stuff.

I especially like the Java Chip. :9

[Haole Girl]

23. I ate some Coffee Almond Fudge for dinner

Not the most nutritious dinner, but I couldn't stop the craving any other way!!

[jobycom]

6. I wish I loved anything that much these days!

:rofl: That's great!

[Mutley]

13. Heh

I'm glad I don't love anything that much. The only thing worth going 120 miles for is a person. Or my dog. :D

[jobycom]

24. Meh. I drive that far for entertainment sometimes.

Not so much in the last year or two, with gas prices. But my teenager and I will sometimes just drive out into the hills and listen to the radio and talk about music. It would be even better if there were donuts at the end. Of course, I'd prefer Round Rock donuts, but KK's are good for a national chain. :)

[littlebit]

7. Damn

I won't even drive across the street for one.

[Mutley]

15. Well, I hope you would walk across the street

Not drive. :D

[littlebit]

21. I wouldn't do that either.

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. You could've just hooked him up to a lard IV

:shrug:

[Mutley]

16. But, it doesn't taste the same!

x(

[Lethe]

9. thats the thing about addictions that you guys can't understand

it's wanting something soooooo bad, and getting it, constantly

:D

[Mutley]

17. Hey, I understand addiction.

Well, maybe not that much.

:rofl: