My children are the spawn of Satan!

[mcctatas]

No we didn't win the lottery, I have lost my voice, I sound like a squeaky chew toy and they think it's hilarious :grr: They keep asking me to say stuff like "I can see Russia from my house" and then they laugh maniacally at me. I think I should sell them for chum!

[KitchenWitch]

1. LOL

Chum is too good for the ungrateful bastids! :P

[mcctatas]

2. You're right...

I could send them to live with my fundie in-laws, that is way worse than being turned into chum!

[Aristus]

3. I thought my older step-daughter's kids were.

Man, Satan gets around... :evilfrown:

[SeattleGirl]

4. Whose children AREN'T at some point?

:)

[mcctatas]

5. Mine seem to be over-achieving in the SOS category lately...

they are lucky human beings don't eat their young;)

[evlbstrd]

6. They don't?

Uh oh...

[mcctatas]

7. ....

:rofl:

Now THAT was funny;)

[evlbstrd]

8. So,

I see by your avatar that you may or may not be Irish.

[Dangerously Amused]

9. lol!

Sorry, but that's pretty funny. If I was there I would be laughing right along with them.

[NewJeffCT]

10. so, if they're spawn of Satan, that make you...?

satan? the woman who married satan?

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

17. Mrs. Satan. Although, from what I've been told...

[mcctatas]

19. If that were the case I wouldn't have been cursed with my evil

spawn! Curse you genetics! :grr:

[JVS]

24. A WITCH!

[NewJeffCT]

29. How do you know she's a witch?

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

31. If I were a witch, I would simply magic thier asses into good

behavior silly ;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

32. magic asses

???

[mcctatas]

33. That would be a good name for a band!

;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

35. tatas and the magic asses?

I kinda like the Laundry Room Rockers....myself.

[mcctatas]

36. Has a certain ring to it....

:rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

37. I hear they play

3 and 4 encores every show?

[mcctatas]

38. Nahhhh...

they just talk tough;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

39. Sorry Sarah

I must have had you confused with someone else...:evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

40. OMG!

Kent? :evilgrin:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

42. Hes missing a part

and stuffed in a confession booth......:evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

43. UNCLE!

:rofl:

you win!

[boilerbabe]

11. without reading the other posts

I would say those kids are just too much. It's been a long day, so I can' t really say for sure. They probably have no idea what Russia is,,thats a long ago kind of thing, isn't it> Gotta run, am on a long drive tomorrow...XXXOOO

[mcctatas]

12. Where did Russia go?

at 13 and 14 they find Palin pretty hilarious :)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. runnin with the devil

huh?

too much Van Halen?

[meegbear]

14. Butt-touching, squeaking voices ...

have you considered an exorcism?

[mcctatas]

26. You may have a point!

:rofl:

[old mark]

15. mcc: My brother and his wife adopted twin girls. They were 8 years old,

now they are going to start college.
Between ages 13 and now, they should have just been locked in a dungeon somewhere. Teenagers are just horrible.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.
Wait till they start driving.
mark

[mcctatas]

16. Gee old mark...

thanks :rofl:

[old mark]

27. " Nobody TOLD YOU to have kids". I recall republican

workers telling stuf like that to people who applied for foodstamps and such - you know, those people in their Cadillacs...

But seriously, don't worry - I'm sure your kids will be great as teens, not like EVERY OTHER KID in the world.

mark

[BarenakedLady]

18. Impossible.

Mine are.

[mcctatas]

20. Satan is an unfaithful SOB...

his spawn are EVERYWHERE! ;)

[NewJeffCT]

21. he's like the Wilt Chamberlin of evil

or, the Genghis Khan

[BarenakedLady]

22. I fucked satan and all I got was his lousy...

spawn?



:rofl:

[mcctatas]

23. ....

:spray:

OMFG! Too funny, I think there should be a real shirt!

[Beer Snob-50]

25. don't be blaming satan for all of your problems!!

after all you should have demanded he wear protection!

and besides, his spawn is in his first year of college and shared how he did 12 shots of vodka one evening over the weekend (for the first time )and was sick all the next!!

[conscious evolution]

28. Your cat could have told you that.

They always know.

[tigereye]

30. they make anti-Rep. jokes, what more could you ask?

:rofl:


You and Midlo could make a pact, or something.... her offspring seem to alarm her at times.

[Corgigal]

34. You're name doesn't happen to be Rosemary

just by any chance. Do you live in NYC and reside in a upscale apt building with very friendly, but nosy neighbors?

Just asking.

[Solon]

41. I don't remember having kids with you, was I drunk?

:evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

46. Well if you don't remember, then perhaps I should give you

FULL CUSTODY so you can get to know your spawn :evilgrin:

[krispos42]

44. Press the "Caps Lock" key on your voicebox

That should fix it.


:-)

[Mad_Dem_X]

45. LOL! When my DH has a cold

he sounds just like Bill Clinton. He walks around calling me Hillary and says stuff like, "I feel your pain!" :rofl: