Am I a total loser without ShamWow!?...

[Robeson]

...seriously, I don't know how I can function without ShamWow. Seriously, I feel like my life is incomplete without ShamWow!

[UndertheOcean]

1. Then go get him/her !

[Robeson]

3. It's not a him/her. It's a thing. My god, am I in love with a thing?...

[mcctatas]

2. Do you have any idea how many times I have had to stop myself

from ordering the shamwow? I feel like maybe it is the one thing missing to make my life complete;)

[UndertheOcean]

4. wait a minute ? what is shamwow exactly ? I thought it was a person

[Robeson]

5. I know. ShamWow, you complete me.

[Shakespeare]

21. Most tempting use? Using a ShamWow as a fashionable bathmat.

It's just so....so....chic.

[MrsBrady]

6. i've often wondered how i got by so long without one?!?!?! n/t

[Sugarcoated]

7. Does it really work?

[Schema Thing]

24. shamyow it works!

[geomon666]

8. I love my ShamWow!

Since getting one, I haven't had to buy a single box of tissues to keep next to my computer! :D

[UndertheOcean]

9. Is it some sort of masturbation device then ?

[geomon666]

10. ShamWow! (for those that don't know)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8&fmt=18

[Robeson]

11. "You know the Germans always make good stuff"....

...with an in-depth analysis like that, all I've got to say is, "Give me my ShamWow!!!".

[JVS]

20. I wonder how much blood it can soak up. You think the 4 they send is enough for one victim?

[From The Ashes]

12. The guy looks like...

...Christian Finnegan, from VH1's 'Best Week Ever'

[old mark]

13. Robeson, it's certainly not just you.....

No one is a complete person without a Sham-Wow!
Just that simple.
mark

[Swede]

14. Better hurry,operators can't sit around 24 hours a day.

:shrug:

[LisaL]

15. What exactly is ShamWow?

[PassingFair]

16. If you have to ask....

then you don't DESERVE its magical absorbent powers.

:P

[LisaL]

18. Hey, I now recall seeing the commercial for it.

[Ikonoklast]

17. An incurable STD. Itches like crazy.

Don't ever ask again.

[HEyHEY]

19. I hate that weasely fuck

[Shakespeare]

22. He looks like a recovering meth addict.

Also has a bit of "fresh from prison" whiff about him, too. Where the fuck did they find that guy, and WHO thought he'd be a good pitch man?

Boggles the mind.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

26. LOL

That was a good one...and quite true.
Duckie

[old mark]

27. Not very "recovering", either...probably recorded the ad in the prison

library to save money.
OR, he could be the owner/CEO of ShamWow enterprises,worth millions.

Same type of person either way.
"Trust me!"
mark

[MorningGlow]

23. But wait, there's more

Damn, saw the commercial for the first time just last night and I HAVE TO HAVE A SHAMWOW! Heck, I'd buy it solely for the fact that the pitchman doesn't shout, you know?

But what a stupid name for a product...

[Sheltiemama]

25. I can't listen to that ad.

I always mute it.

[Pierre.Suave]

28. You know why they called it shamwow dont you?

Because the creators know it is a Sham, and WOW, people will pay for this shit...

:rofl:

[deucemagnet]

29. I need a ShamWow! Is there rush delivery?

I hope there's rush delivery! And I don't even care what it does, as long as it folds for easy storage under your bed!

[geomon666]

30. Folding is so 80's.

That's why you should have those vacuum bags so you can stick these things in a bag, suck out the air and hang them in your closet.

[Arugula Latte]

31. But what about Absorbeez?

What are they, chopped liver?

[Robeson]

32. Kick. I'm jonesing for a ShamWow!

[applegrove]

33. I love those alpha sales people. I could watch informercials for hours.

I get so mesmerized by a good sales pitch. But only when the sales person is totally insanely good like the shamwow guy.