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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 08:14 PM
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They are going to kick me out of WI....
for failing to properly educate the but tutcher about dairy farming. He was watching some godforsaken kids show and they showed a little girl milking a cow, upon seeing this my little angel starts laughing maniacally and says "Mom, that girl just tutched the cow's winkie and it peed in a bucket"...

just shoot me :rofl:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 08:16 PM
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1. Don't tutch the winkie.
;)
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 08:17 PM
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2. I suppose when you milk a cow,
you are sort of tutching the but. This might be his concern, having been duly chastised by the cat.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 08:55 PM
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4. I hope to God you have never milked a cow then...
sorta like tutching the but :rofl:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:04 PM
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10. Well, it's kind of in the general neighborhood; more or less the south end
of the cow, even if not the actual but. I don't know how cows react to but tutching, though they apparently don't mind udder tutching.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:53 PM
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16. That's udderly touching
:P

Ya know, "but tutching" looks like "butchering" or "butching" to a dyslexic...
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 08:21 PM
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3. "The but tutcher"
:rofl:

Everything else...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm cryin' ovah here!

:rofl:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 08:56 PM
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5. Somehow the thought of drinking milk isn't so appealing right now.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 08:57 PM
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6. Don't tutch the winkie!
:rofl:
Your child is hilarious.....
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:01 PM
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7. You realize that poor creature (your child) will probably end up in therapy!
:P

:rofl:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:02 PM
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8. Just keeping the family tradition alive...
;)
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vard28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:03 PM
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9. Just tell him
it's really okay, that's just the udder end.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:10 PM
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11. You might be raising the first man-child
to grow up and willingly not want to touch boobs.

:P

:rofl:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 12:07 AM
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21. Or will be udderly confused about where the boobs are...
Edited on Sat Oct-25-08 12:07 AM by mcctatas
;)
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:10 PM
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12. Dupe
Edited on Fri Oct-24-08 09:17 PM by supernova
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coyotespaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:12 PM
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13. Is getting kicked out of Wisconsin really that bad of a thing?
:hide:
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:59 PM
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17. hey now!
:-P
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 11:18 PM
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19. So sayeth the asshat from Iowa!
;)
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coyotespaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 12:07 AM
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20. hell, I was drafted here to class up the joint...
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 12:08 AM
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22. What was that they called lindey englund...
low hanging fruit? :evilgrin:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 09:36 AM
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28. Hey!
:rofl:

RL
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:33 PM
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14. Your kid cracks me up!
I like his observations about life.

:rofl:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 01:26 AM
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23. You want him?
he's housebroken ;)
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 08:05 AM
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25. Argh! No thanks!
I've got two teens- I know what lies ahead!

(Though I must say they're pretty good kids).
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:35 PM
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15. HAHA
now thats funny...
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 11:14 PM
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18. Why are they going to kick you out of the Women's Institute?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 01:46 AM
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24. .
:rofl:
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 08:13 AM
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26. Winkie haz a winkie??




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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 08:29 AM
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27. Are you sure you didn't get some of my DNA
Edited on Sat Oct-25-08 08:30 AM by Jamastiene
when you made your kid? Sounds just like my smart ass self when I was a kid. You have the coolest kid. :rofl:
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