Sometimes I feel like jumping off a bridge

[taterguy]

Then I wonder how I would get all the muck out of my clothes

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Sometimes I feel like you should jump off a bridge too.

[taterguy]

2. . . .

:hug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. There's a frog up your trousers.

Or are you just happy to see me.

[taterguy]

4. I'm always happy to see kind and loving DUers

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Sorry, I'm not helping then..

Humanity has pounded the "kind and loving" right out of me.

[taterguy]

6. Turn that frown upside down

All you need is luv dude

And a good accountant.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. I'm working on being as loving as I can

yet it is no insulation from the humanoids.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. You'll be fine. It is only up to your ankles...if you go head first.

[taterguy]

13. Going head first would be diving not jumping

At least where I'm from

[Parche]

9. You Would Get Splinters First

:hi:

[taterguy]

10. I hate splitters

[demnan]

11. Vote first

in case there are allegators.

[taterguy]

12. Thanks for the reminder

Of how much I enjoy calling people out for typos and/or spelling mistakes

[jobycom]

14. But the bridge is happy to see you.

[taterguy]

15. Isn't everyone happy when they see me?

[jobycom]

16. I'm surprised you would have to ask that.

:hippie:

[taterguy]

17. Sometimes I have my doubts