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Edited on Fri Oct-17-08 08:50 PM by WCGreen
First, I thought Horatio left Miami and got stranded on an island with Worf from Las Vegas since they kilt him off this year. Well, last year, but he was a live for a minute in the Season opener.
But then I quickly, I'm smart like that, figured out that it was a variation on the old stranded on a desert Island blah blah blah.
Hello, it's been done.
Gilligan's Island ring a bell.
So I'm thinking to myself, is this gonna be like Lost without all the weird ass stuff that, quiet frankly, doesn't appeal to me.
But maybe there are babes, you know, an island, a stranded guy, each week we see what he is up too.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
So I tune in and what do I see, Pirates.
When was the last time we had Pirates on Prime Time TV!!!
A major break through, of sorts.
But then I noticed something, this guy and his pal Friday are suppose to have been on this Island for a quite a spell by now, they have built elaborate stuff just like the Family Robinson did in that hoary old Disney movie. Home made ropes, traps, neat stuff to appeal to the 12 year old in all of us. Not the Scotch the little DU'er...
But what struck me as very very very very odd was that they have perfect teeth.
Now I start to think to myself, self, there must be a Sears Dental Clinic on the Island 'cause these guys have perfect teeth. And then I look at the Pirates and of course their teeth look like they ate way too many Cheeto's since their teeth are all yellow and what not. But it looks as if they had extensive bridgework done.
Well the girl Pirate, oh yea, you knew there would be a girl Pirate whose all Sassy with heaving breasts behind a tight taunt Bodice so it can get ripped somewheres along the way. And guess what, she's got the perfect teeth too.
Just a bit yellow to make her menacing, Arrgggg.
So now that they have no creditability, how can I watch?
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