Breaking: Larry the Cucumber complains that Obama will raise his taxes.

[yellowcanine]

Says he is trying to buy the whole salad bowl but cannot afford the taxes he would have to pay under Obama's plan. Asked about this by John McCain, Obama stated, "Under my plan, Larry would not have to pay so much as one radish more in taxes." McCain promptly shouted, "You will be rich, Larry!"

[Angleae]

1. To-ma-to, to-mah-to

And would people please start thinking of the croutons.

[Parche]

2. Lettuce All Vote For Obama, If You Carrot All

I Relish the thought of an Obama win, its Bean a long time since we had a Democrat in the Whitehouse, I hope everyone will Turnip and vote for Obama.....:hi:

[lost-in-nj]

3. Yea well Olive the Onion

says Larry


stinks



lost







:rofl:

[marzipanni]

4. What will McCain do next?

Sing to his vegetable friends?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/464518

[tigereye]

5. har har

:rofl:

[Phentex]

6. Fear the collard vote! Buy a salad shooter! Kohlrabi sounds muslim!

The liberals are gonna beet us!

Crunchy first! Crunchy first!

[Lyric]

7. Somewhat off-topic, but when my kid was a baby, he had a singing

"Junior Asparagus" plushy doll with a light-up face that sang a lullaby. He freaking LOVED that thing. The song was something simple, like "Na, na, nananana, naanana," but he'd whack it against the side of his crib for an hour, making it sing to him. God that was adorable. :)

[jmowreader]

8. You wouldn't be referring to THIS Larry the Cucumber, would you?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0502/veggietales.html

[yellowcanine]

10. Good Lord no. Let's keep this on the up and up, so to speak.

[redwitch]

9. Soon he'll be in a real pickle.

Poor Larry!