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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 02:46 PM
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Who wants to be my arch-nemesis? I'm taking applications right now.
Edited on Thu Oct-16-08 03:16 PM by PeterU
I'm not talking about someone who just doesn't like me. I'm talking about someone who wants to do everything in their power to attempt to destroy and humiliate me. And of course I in turn will do everything in my power to attempt to destroy them and humiliate them. And we shall go head to head until one of us finally is the ultimate victor.

So DU Lounge--who's up to be my arch-nemesis? Please provide me an essay of 200 words or less as to why you would make the best arch-nemesis. Spelling and grammar will be graded.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 02:49 PM
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1. Turtleandsue wants to destroy you
and if you dont have a clue
and are feeling blue
and you think there is nothing you can do
then i dont care

:hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 02:50 PM
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2. How much does it pay?
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 02:54 PM
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5. It pays either the sweet sensation of revenge or the bitter realization of defeat. You pick. nt
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 03:12 PM
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9. I like the sweet sensation of revenge.
It pleases me greatly. The bitter realization of defeat is not at all pleasant though. It's a tough decision.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 02:52 PM
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3. DuStrange wants to punch you out
Even though he doesnt have any DU clout
He hides behind his associates and will pout
and he thinks he can win without a doubt
so who cares what he does

:hi:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 02:54 PM
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4. Hey I thought that was my job!
Destroy and humiliate that's what I'm good at....
(okay well maybe I'm more like your foil than arch nemesis but you get the picture) :P
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 02:56 PM
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8. I'm considering you, but I'm afraid I just might pity you too much.
I mean, how much can I hate someone whose baseball team sucks that much? I'd feel meanspirited more than anything else.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 02:55 PM
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6. If we get to have a final battle on top of a speeding train, I will fill out an application.
mikey_the_rat
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 02:55 PM
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7. Midlo Wants to throw Bunco Dice in Your face
Thinks you are nothing but a DU disgrace
will even use boxed wine and mace
and try to strangle you with her shoe lace
you might have to fight back just in case
but she drives a huge minivan
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 03:58 PM
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10. Will I be allowed to wear a cape?
I just love capes.

My qualifications:
I have an excellent maniacal laugh.
I have easy access to a variety of henchmen.
I'm not exactly an evil genius, but I did pretty well on my SATs.
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 04:24 PM
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14. Henchmen you say?
That might just put you over the top.

Cohorts, minnions, cronies--those probably wouldn't cut it.

But henchmen--there's a sign of signficance there.
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 04:31 PM
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15. Evil henchmen, even. Oh, and I can probably bring along Parche as a lackey. n/t
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 04:04 PM
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11. You seem to be doing a good job yourself
at self destruction
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 04:14 PM
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12. You've got the job....
good work!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 04:16 PM
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13. Fuck you
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 05:16 PM
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16. Nice post, PeterAngelos!! Way to ruin a good franchise and screw another one.
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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 07:18 PM
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17. I've checked out your profile and you appear to be male.
So, victory would be too easy. I decline.

:evilgrin:
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 07:32 PM
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18. Sorry. I Wish I Could Apply But My Plates Too Full Already. I'm Too Many's Arch Nemesis.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 07:34 PM
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19. lol!
I'll give you this....you might be the most polarizing person on DU..they either love ya or hate ya...... :evilgrin:
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 07:37 PM
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20. Hehehe. Weirdest Part Is That In Real Life, The Only Enemy I Actually Have Is Myself.
But put me online in a debating type forum where opinions fly around at the speed of light while covering every end of the spectrum? Yeah, holy prick. LOL
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 07:46 PM
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21. GRRR ARRRGH

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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 07:56 PM
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22. PeterU, I shall be the thing that torments your dreams.
I shall smash you into the bad scenery of Jacksonville FL, I swear it by Chris Dodd...you shall suffer for taking my only good US senator's name in mockery. Small children shall weep at the sight of what I will do to you, innocents wail for the agony of the humiliation heaped upon you. Maryland blue crabs shall be torn from your grasp and hurled to the dirt by me...and I shall dance the dance of unbridled joy. I will mock your every typo. I shall remind you of the inferiority of your Orioles perpetually. I'll make a canoe out of your sidekick Chuggo. Your defeat in our final battle has already been proscribed.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! hahahahahahahaha! ha! ha! ha. hmm? Too melodramatic?
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 09:09 PM
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24. Well, you are from Connetticut....
You did produce Joe Lieberman. Your state's name is virtually impossible to spell. Hence, therefore there is plenty of evil potential within you by virtue of your state of birth.
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 08:46 PM
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23. Odd that you should mention it using those words, "arch nemesis"
I don't have one that I know of, at least not now. But our 22 year old daughter has had one since 2nd grade. The girl's name is never spoken without "arch nemesis" preceding it.

As re: your need for one, hell I'm too old and don't have the energy. I would only be able to berate your self serving need to have people respond to your post. Shallow and facile such an effort could be described. I once had a post with over 1500 responses over 8 days. You are not worthy of my nemesistance.
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 09:46 PM
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25. Is this a paid position, or a pro bono arch-nemesis?
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 09:56 PM
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26. I would, but I have too short an attention span.
:shrug:
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