This site helps you do just that:
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.phpMine:
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rock star. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, frightened by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your time machine, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.