New And Improved Even Punnier Now

[Parche]

I don't like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes!

Bob was not the only one arrested for growing marijuana when the cops found out that it was actually a joint venture.
Why do archers shoot arrows? Could it be they are trying to get a point across?


Harry and Clem the carpenters, argued mightily on how best to complete the dinette set they were working on. They finally agreed to table the discussion

I do a lot of spreadsheets in the office so you can say I'm excelling at work.

He was almost persuaded to invest in a poultry farm, but chickened out at the last minute.

Would a Mormon working for the Postal Service be a Letter Day Saint?

When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
The pope, on his 2008 tour in the United States, skipped Mass.
I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?
In the office she was frantically looking for her false nails only to discover she had filed them away.
Sign on the door of an internet hacker. 'Gone Phishing'

The rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy was a good example of pulp fiction


Strippers are bad investors as they tend to lose their shirts
The Hong Kong businessman left a huge estate when he died. It was the great will of China
My buddy asked me to look after his pet goose while he was away. I told him I wasn't down with that.
I tried to get a job at a casino but they didn't have a slot for me. I figured it was a bit of a gamble anyway