Oedi, wasn't it your day to watch the Rapture freaks?

[LeftyMom]

http://www.rr-bb.com/showpost.php?p=784001&postcount=12

No words.

[elshiva]

1. "Personally, I discourage imaginary friends."

That's too bad. I love imaginary friends.

[pokerfan]

12. When I was a child...

I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things like invisible friends.

[elshiva]

19. Yes.

That said when you are a child it's nice to imagine things like invisible friends. It's fun to play with an invisible friend and it's free. :)

[pokerfan]

35. It's from 1 Corinthians

Chapter 13. I like to use their own words against the more annoying thumpers.

[elshiva]

37. Yes, I know, pokerfan.

I used to be a christian before I was an atheist. I still think it's okay to "make believe" as in make up fantastic stories.

[gmoney]

40. "Jesus gets jealous..." (n/t)

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. I got a big ol' present for BlessedinHim

[LeftyMom]

3. That was the best duh moment since a fundie almost discovered that big shiny thing overhead

http://smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1073734&postcount=232

[krispos42]

6. :rofl:

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.

They almost get it... they do pray to The Son, which is almost The Sun.

Damn vowels... :rofl:

[harmonicon]

20. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!! TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shit.... that just fucking broke my brain...... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh where do you start!????!?!?!??! I might actually start crying, and I don't know if it's crying from the lulz, or crying because reading that just broke something in my brain that's hurting my insides..... fuck!!!! ahhh!!!!!!!

[krispos42]

22. Take two of these and call me in the morning

But, shhh... don't tell Rush Limbaugh! I hear he's a meth-addicted pedophile!

[harmonicon]

26. "do things keep on happening to you?"

That was one of the questions to ask yourself scrolling on the massive sign outside of the Scientology center in Hollywood a few years back. So, do things keep on happening to you? Well then, come in for a few tests, and we'll sort you right out.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Dog created the heavens and the Earth

BUT NOT THE SUN!!! THERE IS NO SUN!!! ALL OUR ENERGY ARE COME FROM DOG!!!11



Hey, "This Side of Paradise" is startin' on channel 44. Spock's gonna fall in love and hang from a tree! :bounce:

[LeftyMom]

9. Not 'till 12.30 here.

I loves me some Spock.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Seems like all my favorite ST eps

are those in which Spock exhibits some degree of humanness.



I just noticed somethin'. Elias Sandoval is played by Frank Overton, who was Gen. Bogan, the commander of SAC HQ in "Fail-Safe."

[LeftyMom]

16. Which is why I am so in love with The Enterprise Incident.

I just adore his scenes with the Romulan Commander.

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. I haven't seen that one since I was like 19

I think my all-time favorite Spock line is "I would advise yas to keep dialin', Oxmyx." :rofl:

[Iggo]

44. That is the best one.

Loved it since I was little.

"Dey're gonna wanna piece of OUR action!"

[Iggo]

14. Is Spock gonna get a big smile...

...grab the Captain by both shoulders and go, "Jim!!"

'Cause that's always cool.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. That was 'Amok Time'

One of my favorite endings. :D









"In a pig's eye."

[Iggo]

28. Is it the one where the hippies sing...

...Hey Hey Brother?

("I reach botany.")

[LeftyMom]

30. I believe you're thinking of The Way To Eden

aka The Space Hippies

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Reminds me of when the 'Lost In Space' gang met the interplanetary bikers

whose version of Sonny Barger was played by one Dan Travanty, later infinitely better known as the Emmy-winning Daniel J. Travanti, aka Capt. Frank Furillo of "Hill Street Blues."

[elshiva]

8. Oh, duh!

THE SUN!


:wtf:

[Lyric]

36. Well, congratulations LeftyMom.

ThinkBlue1966 hadn't seen that before. I showed her, and now she's LITERALLY falling onto the floor laughing.

Are you happy??

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

39. My work here is done.

:D

[krispos42]

42. The 384.6 septillion watt lightbulb hanging in the sky 12 hours a day

That's 384,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 watts.


If it was over 400 septillion watts it might pass the threashold of Fundie Aweness, but... :shrug:

[krispos42]

4. You're gonna need a bigger weight.

Something in the gigagram range. That flyfart in the picture they ain't gonna notice...

[elshiva]

5. Good because BlessedinHim needs that not

Eric Idle.

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Well, the BBC *did* give him 40p

to sit under it and read the credits. :D









I won't interrupt this thread for a pound.

[elshiva]

11. I'm robbin' myself.

;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. You want 50 pounds to mend the shed?

[elshiva]

21. Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

That will be 100 pounds?

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. No, because he's going to sell one

Never mind, Timmy.

[elshiva]

24. What is that? It's a picture of a shed.

Get it off!

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. I understand that you used to be very interested in train-spotting

[elshiva]

27. How did you get your nickname?

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. I won it in a Kellogg's Corn Flakes competition

I got the ball in exactly the right place.

[elshiva]

32. I can eat amazingly large amounts of ice cream, Mrs. S.C.U.M.

and not get sick.

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Do you know how old she is?

Margeaux Fontaine?



She's 206!













Nothing To Do With F.E.E.B.L.E.

[elshiva]

34. I'm so Sorry. Sorry!

[elshiva]

38. Does Eric Idle have rouge on there?

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

43. Yup

"Oh, and Carpenter..."

"Yes, sir?"

"Make sure you get a decent disguise!"



:D

[Haole Girl]

41. I found this earlier today, while looking for myspace comments. lol

[flvegan]

45. Sweet baby jeebus, there's a thread there

about the Obama/Ayers "friendship". I...I'm at a total loss. All this time, I thought there was no greater collection of political stupidity than FR (except that other unmentionable place), but these freaks blow them away.

[LeftyMom]

46. They're forming the basis for my whole comm studies project.

Rumormongering and the Religious Right: A Case Study Focusing on the 2008 Presidential Election

[Critters2]

47. I can tell you that one of 'em got her oil changed today.

Automotive maintenance pleases the Lord. Apparently.