Would someone please post something that annoys me?

[taterguy]

It's been too long since I've been able to type the phrase:

Welcome to ignore asshole.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation!

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Annoy this, potato boy.

[Swede]

2. Wasn't Sarah Palin a breath of fresh air?

She just oozed sincerity.

[MrsBrady]

3. hi, i'm sara palin

pew, pew, pew...*fingers pointing* *don't I look cute?*

[taterguy]

4. Lack of originality is annoying

WELCOME TO DEPLORE ASSHOLE!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. Just cruise on over to GD-p and

dare to ask a question which goes against the orthodoxy there... you will get it in spades.

[taterguy]

6. Suggest a question I should ask

Cuz in case you hadn't noticed I'm a bit of a lazy sod.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. sure, ask why Obama has not explained

his vote on the bailout plan...

wear asbestos, it will be hot

[taterguy]

9. I couldn't pretend to know enough to understand the bail-out plan

And it annoys me greatly that you don't know me well enough to know that.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. I know that... just ask the question

and see what comes

[Mutley]

8. Bike riding is for pansies.

[taterguy]

10. What's wrong with being a pansy?

Do you have a sub-conscious bit of homophobia asshole?

[Mutley]

19. Absolutely.

I also think Palin is hot and McCain makes a lot of sense.

[taterguy]

21. And you also don't realize that if I wanted to read about politics I'd be hanging out in GDP

[bluesbassman]

12. You look like you were dressed by your crazy spinster aunt,

and it appears you like it.

[taterguy]

14. I bought this jacket off the clearance rack at the Experience Music Project

My crazy spinster aunt has never even been to Seattle.

[mwdem]

25. You need to shave your neck

just a little...but your're still good looking! Is that annoying!

[redwitch]

13. I drive the 20 feet to my mailbox.

In my Hummer.

[taterguy]

17. Likely story

As if people still get mail these days

[redwitch]

30. I do. I don't believe in the internets.

Too many tubes, dontcha know!

[LeftyMom]

15. My Saturn has dent resistant panels, so the cyclists bounce right off.

Well, I still have to hose of the blood and viscera, but they don't leave dents.

[taterguy]

16. Hose "of" the blood?

I can't stand people that don't proofreed their posts.

Welcome to deplore.

And if you edit that typo after I call you out for it you'll be even more deplored.

[TZ]

18. Chicago White Sox are beating Tampa Bay 2-0.

Ha ha ..no spoiler alert!

[taterguy]

20. Tampa Bay has more than one sports team

So how the fuck am I supposed to know if the White Sox are ahead of the Devil Rays or the Buccaneers?

[taterguy]

22. Are the White Sox still ahead?

Please don't spoil it for me

[TZ]

23. White Sox lost....

OOPS.....

[taterguy]

27. What did they lose?

Don't be so fucking obtuse

[Sebastian Doyle]

24. Here ya go! The Biggest Annoyance of the Week!

The whole Katie Couric - Moosealini interview!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbQwAFobQxQ

[DarkTirade]

26. Just go to GD or GD-P.

Jeez, it's not hard to find. :P

[spinbaby]

28. Okay, don't say I didn't warn you

it's a world of laughter, a world or tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
theres so much that we share
that its time we're aware
its a small world after all

CHORUS:
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone.
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small small world

[taterguy]

29. Why didn't you warn me?

Assholw

[edhopper]

31. I DON'T KNOW YOU,

SO I'M NOT SURE WHAT WOULD ANNOY YOU. BUT PEOPLE WHO WRITE IN ALL CAPS SURE ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!

[taterguy]

32. People that don't know me annoy me

Haven't I done enough to be an attention whore here?

[Ikonoklast]

33. I happen to like hard-core cyclists

They make a satisfying 'whump' when they hit the grill on mah pickup.



Heh, heh, heh.

[taterguy]

34. Violence against the defenseless is always good for a laugh

Don't you have some kittens to drown?

[Ikonoklast]

35. Shit, dude, Ah started two freakin' wars, what else do you want?

Man, some people are hard to please. You sound just like The Dickster, that grumpy 'ol fart.



Gotta go. There's a quart of Johnnie Ah hid Laura didn't find yet that needs drinkin'.