New! Topical innocuous phrases that can be euphemisms for sex

[Richardo]

"Invading Alaskan airspace"


"Applying lipstick to the pit bull"


"Field dressing the moose"


"Gettin' it back to ya"



on edit:

Euphemism test: Do they work best if you add "if you know what I mean" after them?

[MrCoffee]

1. Respect it, Charlie!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. Rearing the Head

O_O

[guitar man]

3. "drill here, drill now!"

:D

[Richardo]

6. of course!

:D

[mainegreen]

4. hiring hookers = 'purchasing distressed assets for below market value'

Since DU has been on an economic bender lately.

:7

[Dr. Strange]

5. Off-shoring

Bailout Package

[Richardo]

7. "dismissing the trooper"

[dawgmom]

8. "Boil your bunny" of course

Or so the Pretend Moderator says.

[jobycom]

9. Blessed by the pastor.

[lizziegrace]

11. Hehe...

:rofl:

[jobycom]

10. You can add "If you know what I mean" to any phrase to make it a euphamism

"Watching Russia, IYKWIM"

"Suspending the campaign, IYKWIM"

"Selling the plane on Ebay, IYKWIM"

"She has more executive experience than Obama and Biden combined, IYKWIM"

[Richardo]

13. Such is the power of YKWIM

:patriot:

[Bunny]

12. Stimulus package.

;)

[Richardo]

15. !!

yes INDEED! :loveya:

[Richardo]

14. LOL! "Pulling the staff out of North Dakota" :rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7279641&mesg_id=7279641 :rofl: