It's been a while since we had an update on Project X. Team members, check in!

[Aristus]

And remember, keep it on the downlow from the freepers.

My work on the titanium girders and the rabbit fur cushions is going well. I need to place an order for more salad oil and hallucinogenic mushrooms, though. How are everyone else's side-projects going?

[MissMillie]

1. my secret kool-aid mixture still needs a little work

and what, the PBA stuff coming out, I may need to find a new way to store stuff.

[SCantiGOP]

2. My part is finished

All of the bowling balls are painted.

[moggie]

3. I've run into some difficulties

Turns out that orang-utans really hate wearing chaps. But, on the positive side, the trebuchet is a huge success.

[Shiver]

4. Small problem

The ferrets aren't responding to hypnosis as well as hoped.

On the plus side, all of the acorns have been collected, Ted Danson is on board, and as you all know, we have the necessary Power Ranger episodes.

[YankeyMCC]

5. Of course

my cell was able to get the McCain advisers to talk their candidate into Sarah Palin as a VP running mate.

[Dr. Strange]

6. Good news and bad news.

The good news: the catapult has been constructed.
The bad news: it's 18 inches high. (I shouldn't have let temeah draw the diagram on a napkin.)

[Aristus]

7. For the last time, DUStrange: "=inches; '=feet.

Now, get it right!

The Kalahari bushmen need the catapult and the spectrum spinner to complete their part of the project.

[Shiver]

9. Wait, Kalihari BUSHMEN?

I thought it was the Kalahari Resort that needed the catapault...

Does this mean the five tons of kettle corn I sent to the bushmen is in the wrong place?

[Aristus]

10. Yes, dammit! The Kalahari get the CREAMED corn!

The kettle corn goes, along with the 500 left shoes, to the Project X management team.

...Kalahari bushmen with kettle corn...as if... :eyes:

[Shiver]

11. Gotcha

Sent a pigeon to Phyllis, she should be able to divert the transfers.

What's supposed to go to the Resort then?

[Aristus]

12. It was supposed to be the onager. Easy mistake to make, I suppose...

And remember to paint all the beach balls chartreuse.

[Shiver]

14. The onager?

Are there still any alive after Project W?

[moggie]

8. Relax

I think you're making too big a thing out of it.

[Dr. Strange]

13. Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.

I do not for once think that the Lounge was down...I think the problem may have been that there was a catapult in danger of being crushed by the Kalahari bushmen.