I hadn't had Doritos in decades, and they are "overproduced like a Paris HILTON 'hit' "

[UTUSN]

Most of these years I had been oxymoronically kidding myself with "healthy snacks" ---less salt, less fat, etc.

But then comparing calories on the different brands, there they were with 120, and this being LESS than just about all the others. Of course, kidding myself about limiting to A SERVING.

Seems like I remembered the originals being tasty. But these deals, COVERED IN INCHES with some kind of powdered cheese, were clunky going down and clogging the passages, both down AND out (if you care to know what I mean).

So I'll say with Stephen COLBERT after ending his collaboration with Doritos in his presidential run, "I will no longer be depositing orange waste."

And Margaret CHO said that something or other was "as over-produced as a Paris HILTON hit single." That sums up the Doritos for me.

[Jamastiene]

1. Haha, next you will probably say Spaghettios suck.

:wow:

I'm eating Doritos right now. I sure could use some salsa with them though. I do love them with salsa.