Lounge Expose: I went undercover as one of DuStrange's math students...

[TZ]

I admit I figured he would have a strange way of teaching but not quite this strange.
First of all, he wears robes to work most of the time..and he doesn't use a laser pointer..
Its a light saber...
On the days he gives exams though he comes in dressed as his alter ego..Darth Vader aka Dust Ranger.
His exams are kinda difficult until one realizes that the answer to everything is 69...
Oh and he warns students at the beginning of the semester that anyone caught trying to get extra credit by submitting booby and tit pictures gets an automatic fail for the semester if said pictures are pictures of birds....
One thing though, I noticed on days that I sat near the front, even though he didn't recognize my face..for somereason he seemed distracted by something..I dunno--maybe it was that copyrighted ta-ta t-shirt I was wearing....
And finally, he made us do an essay at the end of the semester using mathematical proofs to illustrate the musical genius of one Geddy Lee...
:) ;-) :D
(this is my long delayed revenge for a certain carrot top ps awhile back)

[NewJeffCT]

1. Does seem a bit strange, though

I agree with him on failing people who entitle something "booby" or "tit" or similar and it's a picture of a bird!

[Jamastiene]

2. Sounds like my kind of math teacher.

I love math teachers anyhow, though. :P

[quip]

3. He shant recover from this!

:rofl:

[TZ]

4. Oh I forgot one other thing...

He ended every lecture the same way..."Remember kids..Don't tutch the but".....:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

5. A point-by-point rebuttal...

First of all, he wears robes to work most of the time..and he doesn't use a laser pointer..
Its a light saber...

Anything less would be uncivilized.

On the days he gives exams though he comes in dressed as his alter ego..Darth Vader aka Dust Ranger.
His exams are kinda difficult until one realizes that the answer to everything is 69...

That's not true. Here's an example:
Simplify 2²D(81D²)^1/2?

Oh and he warns students at the beginning of the semester that anyone caught trying to get extra credit by submitting booby and tit pictures gets an automatic fail for the semester if said pictures are pictures of birds....

Two infractions of said rule are punishable by a trip to JGD's dungeon. Nekkid yoga pics, on the other hand, can result in a higher grade.

One thing though, I noticed on days that I sat near the front, even though he didn't recognize my face..for somereason he seemed distracted by something..I dunno--maybe it was that copyrighted ta-ta t-shirt I was wearing....

I blame my teaching assistant, Dr. temeah, for that. He insisted that there was some kind of code hidden on the shirt, if I just look close enough.

And finally, he made us do an essay at the end of the semester using mathematical proofs to illustrate the musical genius of one Geddy Lee...

Geddy Lee is teh awesome. QED.

(this is my long delayed revenge for a certain carrot top ps awhile back)

Speaking of which...

[TZ]

6. Thats right

blame the TA-(ta) for your distractibility...
As for the math problem..seriously..what does that equal..44DD (my brain is currently math impaired)

[Dr. Strange]

7. 36DD

But I'm inclined to provide some support for your answer by giving partial credit.

[NewJeffCT]

9. she will, however

have to turn in the shirt.

[Dr. Strange]

10. Ooh, good point!

I hadn't thought of that.

I think you should be my research assistant!

[NewJeffCT]

11. I can be pretty focused for this sort of research

when called upon

[TZ]

14. Yeah but doc...

The shirt without the "filler" is kinda wortheless don't you think?;-)

[Gonzo Gardener]

8. I reject Dr. temeah's hidden code theory

It was clearly just braille.

[Dr. Strange]

12. Well, if it was Braille...

then the message apparently was either "AA" or "C". Unless I missed some other dots.

[Name removed]

17. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[TZ]

18. hmh

Its Sunday morning. I thought today was a day of rest even for pevs...I guess I was wrong..de-pevvity is a 24/7 job...
Oh and if you get my thread locked I'm coming up there and kicking your skinny Minnesota butt, oh yah!
:rofl:

[quip]

19. Actually, I'm working...

And if you want to kick my butt, you'd better bring Skittles. In fact, bring JGD; we'll have a foursome!


















I MEANT FOR A ROUND OF GOLF, PEV!!!!!! :evilgrin:

[TZ]

20. snort

Well have fun "working" (suuuuure, you betcha!).
I'm soon off to my mothers house to watch the Redskins play the Saints...Although, having a blood pressure issue, I'm not sure how smart a move this is on her part ..BTW, since I keep my word..should the Twins beat the O's by more than 5 runs again today...I will make sure to give you props on your prognostication later tonight....

[quip]

21. If they win by 5, I'm petitioning Skinner to change my nick to

"Tamaledamus" :P

[BeachBaby]

28. Foursome?

NO WAY, NO HOW. I'm a one-on-one gal myself.

Besides, I have my own way of playing golf, especially on the 6th and 9th greens. *cough*

[quip]

29. I'll bet that you are a handful on the 19th hole....

:hide:

[BeachBaby]

33. All that and more.

Just sayin'.

[quip]

35. AND the bag of chips as well?????

:wow: :P

[BeachBaby]

36. No chips.

Just cigars. :P

[BeachBaby]

22. Uh oh.

My tamale musta posted some racy stuff again, didn't he. Somebody didn't like it - it's gone. *poof* :(

That bites. That sucks. That blows. That....maybe I'd better stop now. :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

23. I alerted on it.

I'm still trying to figure out how he got a picture of me covered in chocolate sauce.

[quip]

25. Are you kidding me? YOU are the one who thought that it would look sweet!

[Dr. Strange]

30. Sweeeeeet.

[quip]

32. Tasty.

[TZ]

40. I'm sorry..

I meant to send him that picture of me covered in honey and got mixed up.....:blush:

[quip]

24. You better watch your mouth!

Or I'll wash it out with...... nevermind. :blush:

[TZ]

38. ...

Miracle whip?:evilgrin:

This is what happens when you guys hijack MY thread. If anybody is gonna lock this its gonna be me!
Hmph I can't leave you, JGD, and DuStrange alone for a minute!
:spank:

[BeachBaby]

42. ....

Miracle Whip....Dream Whip.... :evilgrin:

[quip]

43. Both of you two..... incorrigible!

:grouphug:

[TZ]

44. BTW...start warming up the crow tamaledamus

Currently Baltimore 7, MN 0

[quip]

45. 5 fucking homeruns! I'll eat it, but I can't have the new nick

x(

[BeachBaby]

26. Dude, you should have checked with me first....

the dungeon is pretty full right now; and besides, not just ANYBODY is granted access.

I'm pretty particular, you know.

[quip]

27. You are particularly pretty!

:loveya: :hi:

[BeachBaby]

31. Speaking of which....

nice pic of the meetup yesterday. The dude on the left caught my eye. Caught both eyes. For a long time.

Hubba. :loveya: :hi:

[quip]

34. Awww

:blush: :hi:

[BeachBaby]

37. A definite keeper it is.

Right.Click.Save. :)

[lost-in-nj]

39. There were pictures ???

is there a link???


:hi:



lost

[BeachBaby]

41. Do I have to share?

:P :hi: :hug:

Here ya go....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=160x32512

[Pierre.Suave]

13. Now that sounds like a math class I could pass

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

15. If you're interested, I DO grade on a curve:

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5389265,00.jpg

[quip]

16. With you as their instructor, your students are in good shape!