Hey, what ever happened to the Large Hadron Collider?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

Did the large hadrons ever collide? Did we collapse into a singularity and pop out in another dimension but just haven't figured it out yet?

[JVS]

1. The large hardons collided?

[lost-in-nj]

4. No one called me!!!

:shrug:

what a fucking waste


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[TZ]

2. Its working

Haven't you noticed your cats staring intently at nothing..What they are doing are keeping an eye on those itty bitty black holes to other dimensions....:D

[GOPisEvil]

3. Stay tuned.

It takes a little time to get particles to 99.9999991% of the speed of light.

The end is nigh, however. ;)

[KitchenWitch]

5. I think the Northern Japanese are suffering the after effects in the form of earthquakes!

:P

[Ava]

6. it will take months to get up to full power

so we'll find out then i guess

[Deja Q]

7. Not until Oct 21, when they really turn on the juice...

Or by year's end...

Or never.

it's the same thing as other particle accelerators, only larger, and natural phenomena produce larger activity (albeit uncontrolled).

People should be more worried about being hit by lightning, winning the lottery, or the insane catfish that runs around poking men in their goolies with a rusty tuning fork.

[TZ]

9. !

"the insane catfish that runs around poking men in their goolies with a rusty tuning fork...."


:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Man, fuck that catfish.

He comes near me, he's gonna get fucked UP. x(

[JVS]

11. he'll get your goolies

[ghostsofgiants]

12. He'll b eating his own motherfucking goolies!

[ghostsofgiants]

8. I think the particle collision is scheduled for October 21 or somewhere around then.

[Kutjara]

17. I'm living my life as if the world will end that day.

You know, the usual stuff like taking out huge bank loans, remortgaging my house, maxing all my cards and blowing the lot on loose cars, hard women, and fast drugs.

If the world doesn't end, I'm in big trouble. But I have faith it will, and in this world, faith is everything. Unfortunately.

[Rhythm]

13. No black hole, and hence we had exams...

*pouts*

[Ikonoklast]

14. You mean you don't know? Can't you see??!?

This morning, everything, I mean EVERYTHING has been replaced with an exact copy of itself.

People that you know and love, the people at work, school, all replaced with exact copies, right down to bad breath and pimples!! Your house, your car, the ugly drapes in your living room, all replaced with duplicates generated by the Hadron Collider!!!!


Good God, look around! Can't you tell??!??

Am I the only one that sees the horror??!!!????

It's all the same, I tell you, the SAAAAAAMMMMME!!!!!!

[Swede]

15. A strange mist has enveloped Switzerland and France,

and all communications have become silent.

[Doug.Goodall]

16. A black hole was created and has dropped to the center of the earth

Our planet is slowly being eaten away from within