PMS + RNC + Booze + Insomnia + Me = Damn.

[vixengrl]

I am not going to enjoy going off to work tomorrow.

[Aristus]

1. Yeah, it was pretty easy to tell that Sarah Palin is having PMS.

So the booze+insomnia is you, then? :+

[vixengrl]

3. Sadly, Booze, insomnia, and hey, maybe Sarah & I

are both PMS-y. (I wouldn't speculate on her average temperment--we've only for the most part been exposed to her for a week. She might always be as cranky and harsh as in her RNC speech--we just don't know! :)


Wait, is speculating on her PMS sexist, or is just questioning her record, her career, and her experience & foreign policy know-how sexist--I am so confused.)

[Aristus]

9. It's only sexist if you question those things of a female Republican.

Female Democrats are fair game, evidently.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. John McCain + Sarah Palin = LOL

[vixengrl]

4. True that. McTired + Ambitious = Headache

for him should they get in office, but I think it's more like, McNothing + Inexperienced = Enjoying their families much more after November.

[swag]

5. Where is the Hitatchi Magic Wand in that equation?

[vixengrl]

11. Umm--

That wouldn't help *my* insomnia.....

[Connonym]

6. you need to add chocolate to that equation

[vixengrl]

7. That might be a change I can believe in....although the sugar will

keep me up.....

[kentauros]

8. 30-40 drops of Valerian root tincture in chamomile tea

and you should be out in less than an hour. Other substances would be melatonin (don't know the dosage) and kava kava, whatever the bottle says.

And if you have none of that, eat a bunch of serrano peppers. At least you'll get an endorphin rush outta it :P

[vixengrl]

10. Oooh--I have tried the valerian--smelly stuff!

Actually it didn't work for me--I'm backwards. I have found my best insomnia cure is--exhaust myself. Unfortunately, I'm surprisingly vigorous when I've no good reason to be.

[kentauros]

12. Yeah, it is smelly and nasty tasting, thus why I mask it in tea.

By the way, cats absolutely love valerian, makes them go wylde! :D

Try the endorphin rush, then. At least you'll get the resulting endorphin crash, too