I saw this in the grocery store today, and nearly fainted with laughter...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Oddly enough, they also have a "Chicken Flavored Noodle Soup Mix". I guess the difference is this one has all the flavor without the noodle.

[Parche]

1. Have That With A Side Of Nuts

And You Are Ok.........:woohoo: :hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. I had a friend whose grandmother taught us crazy college kids this song...

I love my meatballs in the morning
I love my meatballs in the night.
I love my meatballs when it's storming
I love my meatballs to be right.
His grandma was pushing 90, and gave every appearance of being a Southern gentlewoman...


(guys) I love my meat!
(gals) I love my balls!
(guys) I love my meat!
(gals) I love my balls!
(together) I love my meatballs noon and night!

I love my cocktail in the morning
I love my cocktail in the night.
I love my cocktail when it's storming
I love my cocktail to be right.

(gals) I love my cock!
(guys) I love my tail!
(gals) I love my cock!
(guys) I love my ball!
(together) I love my cocktail noon and night!

[ghostsofgiants]

2. I have nothing clever to say here.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. Would you buy it?

I might, if I wanted to see a funny expression on a cashier's face.

In fact. that'd be a great prank! Get a whole slue of friends together, go to the store, and one by one purchase single packets of soup mix.

[Sanity Claws]

6. Get some for Christmas

You always have someone on your list that you don't know what to get for them.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. HAHAHA! What a "stocking stuffer"!

[Sanity Claws]

9. That's the perfect description!

A stocking stuffer. I wish I had thought of it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. I think I'll pick up a packet for my sister...

Though I don't know if she'll find it funny. She's kind of lost her humor since becoming a thug.

[ok_cpu]

5. I salute your bravery

I can only imagine Googling "cock flavoured soup"

:scared:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. I figured using the image search, I'd cum up with the image I was looking for

if you'll pardon the pun.

It was the first image that showed...I didn't bother checking the others... :blush:

[flvegan]

7. "all the (cock) flavor without the noodle"!!!!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. I wonder why they don't have hen flavored soup as well...

[graywarrior]

10. Spice up your hoo hoo with cock flavoured soup mix!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. The package does say it's spicy...

[graywarrior]

15. You don't need spice to spice up your hoo hoo with soup.

It's a given.

[nickgutierrez]

16. All I'm going to say is...

...that it's a good thing they put a picture of a chicken on the cover. Because nothing clears everything up like a chicken that appears to be grasping for air. Choking, if you will.

Oh shit, I just went there, didn't I?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. I guess he ate too much soup...

:rofl:

[elshiva]

18. Mmm I love a nice spicy, warm cock.

It warms my mouth and my throat. :evilgrin:

buffy/

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Jamaican, no less.

Quelle exotique!

[jeff30997]

28. Well don't count on me today...

Last night you made sure I had nothing more to offer:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8069362&mesg_id=8069528

:P

[Manifestor_of_Light]

20. Ever pick up a can of Spotted Dick??? n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. Never have...

What is it? Sounds like tobacco...

[FloridaJudy]

21. I have *got* to get some of that!

For everybody on my holiday shopping list! :evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. They're selling it at Giant here in the DC area...

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. I think you should send an empty pack to the manufacturer

with a note demanding a refund because, "This doesn't taste like any cock I've ever had."









:hide:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. Haha!

Good one!

[BrklynLiberal]

25. Guess it would go well with this....

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. Microwaveable!

:rofl:

Someone should make a companion soup mix with a kitten pic on the front of the package. It'd go over big in Vietnam...

[Lil Missy]

26. Yeah? Try to order Busch Lite special in a lesbian bar. The conversation goes downhill very quickly.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. LOL

Not a fan of Busch, myself.

[MilesColtrane]

27. Mmm...serve it with a side of juicy Cox Sausage.

"They're farm fresh, hickory smoked, right here on the farm, in the big Cox smoker."

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/456fd86636

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. That's got to be a joke...

:rofl:

[crimsonblue]

29. For the man (or woman) who loves the taste of cock for dinner!

lmfao.

[alphafemale]

30. All the cock without the doodle do. nt

[MonkeyToesGammy]

31. Way too funny!

:rofl: