Here is what actually happened

[LeftyFingerPop]

John McCain: I would like the Mayor of Canada to be my running mate.

Campaign Manager: Sir, Canada is a country, and as such, does not have a mayor.

JM: Don't touch my hair, you fucking trollop...

CM: Senator, please....

JM: Oh, sorry...

JM: How about the President of Alaska?

CM: Pardon me Senator?

JM: How about if I ask the President of Alaska to be my running mate?

CM: Sir, Alaska is a state and does not have a president.

JM: But Alaska is in Canada, right?

CM: Um, no sir, Alaska is part of the US.

JM: No no no! Look at the map! It is part of Canada!

CM: No sir, it is close to canada, but not part of it.

JM: SQUINT YOUR EYES UP YOU TROLLOP! SQUINT YOUR EYES LIKE I AM DOING! DOESN'T ALASKA LOOK LIKE IT IS PART OF CANADA????

CM: (sigh) Yes Senator...

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Except for him later declaring war on the Empire of Alaska, I'd say that this is

the best likely candidate for "what happened".

[Parche]

2. President Of Pubes

:woohoo: :hi: :hug:

[Dr. Strange]

3. I have to say philboy...

I appreciate your willingness to go undercover into McCain's campaign to bring us this information. You do a much better job than that Manny Bothanz did. Don't get yourself killed like Manny did.

[cabbage08]

4. Now it all makes sense n/t

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Sounds about right.

[Redstone]

6. Damn funny. Especially given how it could be bushyboy or McSame, and

would be equally believable in either case.

Redstone

[Doug.Goodall]

7. John McCain knows Alaska is part of the United States, he was there when we bought it ,