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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 03:41 PM
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You can pick to play RISK against any 4 politicians - who do you choose and why!
Edited on Thu Aug-28-08 03:42 PM by LynneSin
#1) Denis Kucinich - just because I think secretly he believes in World Domination
#2) Joe Biden - Because for each country he conquers he would probably have an interesting story to tell us about it
#3) Hillary Clinton - You know this woman won't give up until her absolute last stand - will keep it interesting
#4) John McCain - well all of his policies pretty much suck so I'm guessing his Risk strategy would suck too.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 03:45 PM
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1. Here are my choices:
George W. Bush: Because he always invades the wrong countries.
Donald Rumsfeld: Because he advises Bush to invade the wrong countries; and claims that it'll be easy!
Colin Powell: Because he'll tell any lie invented by the other two in order to invade the wrong countries.
Condoleezza Rice: Because she's just plain too f*****g ineffectual to win at such a high-stakes game.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 04:11 PM
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2. I'd like to add Lieberman to that list, because i'd enjoy kicking his but!
I wouldn't want Bush, because he would cheat, until he won.

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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 04:55 PM
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6. Somebody should add Tony Blair
Cause he'd smile, nod his head and let you do whatever you wanted to do with your forces. Conquer Europe? Be my guest....:D
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 04:43 PM
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3. Cheney
Because I am the KING of RISK, and I would kick his heartless a$$......



And I challenge LynneSin to a game, "RIGHT FUKIN NOW" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:
:hug:
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 04:45 PM
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4. John Bolton....
and ANY two Democrats.

So we can form an alliance against the
fool and kick him out of the game early,
then mock him while he watches from the
corner.

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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 04:52 PM
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5. My 4
1) Paul Bremer - He'd immediately disband his armies after moving in to a new country and I would kick his ass.

2) David Petraeus - I'd launch an attack on one front, he'd surge, I'd kick his ass through the back door.

3) Dickhead Cheney - I'd make him think his armies would be greeted as liberators, and then I'd kick his ass sideways.

4) Gustav Adolphus II - I need one interesting opponent, but once he tried swinging his cannon I'd kick his ass.
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cemaphonic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 06:18 PM
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7. Risk is too kiddy - What about Diplomacy?
JFK and Kissinger were supposed to be wizards at that game.

Rove would suck - He would have no trouble backstabbing his ally, but he would do it too early and with no real gain, just for the hell of it.
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mokawanis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 06:30 PM
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8. These guys
George Bush - Just so I could have the pleasure of kicking his ass.
Dickhead Cheney - ditto
Dennis Kucinich - So I could pick his brain while we played.
Barack Obama - So I could shut up and just listen to such an eloquent person.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 07:47 PM
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9. Doesn't matter as long as they're French.
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 08:00 PM
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10. hmm
Warren Harding - the guy knew his scotch (plus he'd be easy to beat)
Lincoln - duh
Jefferson - possibly the most brilliant president we've ever had
Carter - my dad has always told me that Carter was the best person to ever be Pres
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 09:16 PM
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11. I'd wanna play against Hitler and Napolean.
They'd both end up crashing and burning trying to take Russia. And failing miserably. :P
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