I Think I was born under a bad sign

[Ashes]

I always seems to learn things a day too late.

how about you?

[Shakeydave]

1. I've always been a dollar short!

:shrug:

[Ashes]

2. if you let me

I could turn that dollar into 14 yen in no time.

[Shakeydave]

3. But then I'd be...............

a week late in my rent!

[Ashes]

6. just tell them you yen for a time

when a nickel meant the same as a dollar, and the world cared about world peace, and could you get a piece of that chicken that's sitting on their table and by god a man stands for something and dont they give a shit and dammit a yen is worth a hell of a lot of nickels and could be valuable some day to collectors and you have a hell of a lot of them and dammit can we just eat and forget about the differences between us...................etc.

[Ein]

4. I was conceived under:

Special Double Feature: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back/Raiders of the Lost Ark

[davsand]

5. Born under a bad sign? Walmart?? n / t

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