Mountain Dew. Not made on a Mountain, contains NO actual "Dew." Class Action Lawsuit?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Lying filthy corporate BASTARDS. I say we GO FOR IT.



:evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

1. It's made of mountain goat urine, so it's just a catchy euphemism.

[flvegan]

2. Isn't dew, mountain or otherwise, just water?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. Hey, I'm not gonna split hairs. Get on the train or get off the tracks 'cause we're pulling OUT.

:rofl:

[libnnc]

4. And what about Mr. Pibb?

Does he really exist?

I have yet to actually meet him.

[Taverner]

5. Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.

[libnnc]

7. Pibb is ABD

[begin_within]

21. My nephew thinks Mr. Pibb is better than Dr. Pepper

He's nuts. You're right, Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation. It tastes like a flat, watered-down Dr. Pepper.

[HEyHEY]

6. Ugh! I'll have the crabjuice!

[baldguy]

8. You can only drink that when eating kokolash.

And vice versa.

[fizzgig]

9. ...

:rofl:

[volstork]

10. Don't forget Calgon!

That shit never took me ANYwhere!

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[Graybeard]

11. There is a drink mentioned in the new Ben Stiller film.

One of the main characters is spokesperson for an energy drink called "Booty Sweat". I don't want to even think about it's ingredients.

[Runcible Spoon]

12. coke doesn't contain cocaine anymore. that's more disappointing.

:evilfrown:

[Kutjara]

13. Hell, that's nothing. I recently discovered that...

...Keebler doesn't employ a single elf. Not one.

And "Mrs. Fields"? Not married. I rest my case.

[WinkyDink]

14. Tawpic: Mountain Dew. Neither mountain nor dew. Discuss amongst yourselves.

I'm too verklempt.

[kentauros]

15. Almost comparable to "Bear Whiz Beer":

"Son? It's in the water. That's why it's yellow."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0GBS2kOMEg

:P

[Amerigo Vespucci]

19. I saw them do that bit live at Stanford...

...some tiny little concert hall on campus. The thick white cloud of weed smoke hovered early in the show and didn't let up for the full hour and a half. It's like they were in your living room instead of you were attending their concert. Long live the F.T.

:toast:

[npk]

16. I always thought Mellow Yellow

Wasn't as Mellow as it was touted to be. I was very disappointed.

[Forkboy]

17. Count me out.

No way I'm doing anything that might tamper with my supply.

[ThoughtCriminal]

18. And then there's the lack of cocaine in "Coke"

"Mellow Yellow" is also disappointing.

[begin_within]

20. Well the Partridge Family were neither partridges nor a family.

Discuss.