Once I was vacuuming out my car with a mini dirt devil and I sucked up my hair

[LaraMN]

and someone else had to disassemble the vacuum to get it off of my head. There were all kinds of chunks and black grease in my hair. Don't do that.


:crazy:

[DS1]

1. I think you made that up

nobody is as klutzy as you and lives past 22

[LaraMN]

3. Did not!

I would've come up with something way better if I was makin' shit up! Give me some creative credit.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. ...

:rofl:

you are awesome

[LaraMN]

4. I think I may be the opposite of awesome.

But at least people can laugh at my un-awesomeness.
:D

[NJmaverick]

5. That's pretty funny, thanks for sharing

just one small request.... PICTURES NEXT TIME:evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

6. Once, a long, long time ago...

I wanted to see if my curling iron was hot and without thinking, I tested it with my tongue...

DO NOT TRY IT!

*ok, not that long ago, I was in my 20's :dunce:

[Orrex]

7. Something similar happened to a friend of mine, but he...

Oh, never mind.

[conscious evolution]

8. I vacuumed up a bag of

pot once at a carwash.
What really sucked about it was the carwash people had put locks on the door to the where the debris end up.
WTF!
Like someone is going to steal vacuum detritus?!?!

[LaraMN]

10. My friend found a bag of pot on the ground at a local fast food restaurant, once.

She gave it to me and I let someone else try it first, to make sure it was safe. It was safe!

:D

[conscious evolution]

12. Ground score!!!!!!!!

Love it when that happens.

Sucks to be the loser though.

[billyoc]

20. Where do you think they get THEIR weed?

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. I swear to Dog you're the reincarnation of Lucy Ricardo

:rofl:

[siligut]

17. This thread needs to be reincarnated.

Plus, I found Oedi! Listen guy, this is for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mvP5GtIRVA&feature=related

Laughter is good medicine.

[plcdude]

11. I had

this friend (not me of course) that got a vacuum cleaner stuck on his private parts perhaps when he was young and experimenting. His neighbor's wife came to the rescue and saved him from great embarrassment.

[applegrove]

13. Do Dirt devils have alot of suction? Are they good? My parents need

a new handy vac. And I don't know what to buy.

[LaraMN]

15. That one was a piece of crap.

It was really old, though.

[applegrove]

16. Thanks.

[AnneD]

14. Being a Nurse and having good friends that work in ER....

few things shock me. I might be a bit surprised on occasion-but never shocked. The human body can tolerate some .... interesting things.

[Debi]

18. You're talking about gerbils, aren't you??!!

:wow:

[Crabby Appleton]

19. How are you supposed to get the dirt out of your hair if

you can't use the Dirt Devil?

[billyskank]

21. I see things haven't changed.

:loveya:

My brother made me laugh one day. He gets up one morning, comes downstairs in his bathrobe with a purposeful expression on his face. He takes a dirty mousemat, puts it on the floor, and begins to run the vacuum cleaner over it.

A corner of the mouse mat breaks off and gets jammed in the vacuum cleaner. My brother, being an engineer, is not deterred by this, gets his screwdriver out and spends the next five minutes taking apart the vacuum cleaner to remove the bit of foam mousemat.

I was like, dude, you've only been out of bed for thirty seconds and already you've fucked something up. :D

[siligut]

22. There you are!

doode! Yup, same old same old around here.

[billyskank]

23. Here I am!

I agree. In every situation, we should always stop and ask: what would LaraMN do? :hi:

[SOteric]

24. Good Lord, woman!

Did you smell like vodka at the time?!

[DarkTirade]

25. That is why the gods invented those little elastic band thingies.

And for those of us whose hair gets frizzy and sticks out occasionally despite those, there are always those head scarf whichamacallits. Damnit, brainfart. Forgot the word. :P I have one. We sell 'em at work. Just a little square of fabric. WTF are they called?

I'm sure I'll remember it the moment it's too late to edit this post. :P