I Know Who Killed Me made me wish someone would actually kill me.

[Drunken Irishman]

This had to be the worst movie I've seen in ages. I would have been better off had a bullet flown through my window, slammed into my head and painted the walls of my room with my brains.

I'd rather masturbate with shards of glass than watch this another time. If I could, I'd perform an abortion on myself to get out of seeing this crap again. Just utter trash. Do not watch.

Promise me you won't watch it!

[mcctatas]

1. What were you expecting...

Oscar worthy acting from skanky Lindsey Lohan? Sorry dear boy, ya got what you deserved;)

[Drunken Irishman]

2. Bad acting is just the tip here, my fellow Irish friend.

We're talking a terrible plot, no scares, no build up, no nothing.

And no boobies.

At least throw in some boobies if you're going to torture me like that.

[mcctatas]

3. Here ya go....

boobies:

[Drunken Irishman]

4. They're so big and cute.

[Skittles]

7. they look f***ing fake to me n/t

[Drunken Irishman]

14. I had a really nice line here, but I don't want to be banned for sexual harassment. ;)

[Skittles]

15. it's the bright blue that makes 'em look fake

:7

[Drunken Irishman]

16. Poor job, though, one is tilted in the other direction.

They're not even aligned right. :(

[mcctatas]

19. I thought your area of expertise was the male anatomy....

things like cock rocks and the Dallas Ft. Worth area;)

[Skittles]

29. I DON'T HAVE TATAS IN MY DU TAGNAME !

:D
I CAN'T HELP IT I TELL YOU MCCTATAS, whenever there is bad weather here in the DFW metroplex, that penis figure map is flashed constantly on TV. IT IS SEARED INTO MY BRAIN I TELLS YE. :o

[DS1]

20. not even boobies?

that's a ripoff


she's a STRIPPER!

[ghostsofgiants]

22. There's a sex scene and it's probably the worst sex scene ever captured to celuloid.

[Drunken Irishman]

27. Yes.

And it just seemed so random.

"Hey I have no hand or leg, will you fuck me?"

[ghostsofgiants]

5. So awful.

I mean stigmata twins? What the fuck? I laughed my ass off at that stupid fucking dream sequence or whatever with the animated tattoo though. Ridiculous.

[Drunken Irishman]

10. That was the worst fucking twist in movie history.

And Art Bell should be shot, hanged, lit on fire and buried in worm infested ground for his cameo in this crap.

[Skittles]

6. why did you watch it?

I strongly suspect a righteous ass-kicking is in order no matter how you answer this question

[Drunken Irishman]

8. Because I thought it couldn't be as bad as people made it out to be.

And generally, really bad movies are at least enjoyable because they're so bad.

This was not enjoyable.

But please, kick my ass...;)

[Skittles]

11. I actually understand that answer

I don't always expect movies to be great - sometimes minimal entertainment will suffice no matter how illogical or lame the premise. But Lindsay f***ing Lohan, Irishman? I WILL KICK YOUR DRUNKEN ASS. :7

[Drunken Irishman]

13. Maybe I just wanted to support a fellow drunken Irish(woman). ;)

Seriously, it was late last night, I saw it on Starz and thought "What the hell..."

I should have had rabbits nibble my asshole instead.

[Skittles]

17. I feel a bit sorry for Ms. Lohan

I think her parents f***ed her up good. But she is an adult now with plenty of money so she has options - I surely hope she will use them. The best way to start would be to realize she cannot drink socially - she needs to beat those alcohol demons.

[Drunken Irishman]

18. Damn you for injecting seriousness into this!

But I agree. This happens a lot with celebs who start out at a young age and never really get the "real" childhood. Obviously her parents are a mess and her mother is an even bigger douche than that Amy Winehouse.

[LynneSin]

26. And aren't we the lucky ones - Dina Lohan has 2 more kids to fuck up

:eyes:

[Skittles]

28. yes

shame on anyone who watches that garbage on TV - kudos to Anderson Cooper for calling her out

[ghostsofgiants]

9. I watched it out of morbid curiosity.

I wanted to see just how awful it could be.

[Skittles]

12. well?

f***ing tell us primate, don't leave us in suspense. How bad was it? :7

[ghostsofgiants]

21. It's pretty much the worst movie I've ever seen.

:P

[DS1]

23. Have you seen The Love Guru?

I challenge you to watch that in one sitting

[ghostsofgiants]

24. I'm sure the love guru is awful, but I doubt it takes itself even one hundreth as seriously...

As I Know Who Killed Me does.

[Iggo]

25. Has it started yet?

I watched about 45 minutes, and it still seemed like the set-up.

I like young redheads who gyrate, and this movie could not hold my interest.

That's time I'm never getting back. And when you hear me screaming on my deathbed, that's what I'll be screaming about.