"We are holding Jesus ransom til you clean up the poopie from your weiners"

[yewberry]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1798699

Oh, dear God, not the heirloom cement Jesus!

[Taverner]

1. Funny, but mean

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. That's almost as good a line as "Dont Tutch The But."

[Deja Q]

3. Grand. The first thread title I happen to look at, just having finished EATING and all!

EATING!!1!!!11!!!11!2

[alphafemale]

4. Yeah...It might look like a tacky piece of lawn trash to you...

But it might have sentimental value to someone....

Still

"Pick up your wiener poopie or you'll never see Jesus again."

:rofl:

[Chan790]

5. If it were me...

I'd be mailing her photos of Jesus present in scandalous situations.

-Jesus at the nude beach.
-Jesus with a bong.
-Jesus surrounded by beer bottles.
-Jesus at the strip club.
-Jesus in front of a plate of BBQ.

The possibilities are limited only by your imagination really.