To all Americns ==> It is spelled "colour" , not "color"

[UndertheOcean]

and "Programme" rather than "program".

stop changing the language

[malta blue]

1. you say potato, Quayle says potatoe

:shrug:

Let's call the whole thing off :P

[madinmaryland]

2. Sheesh! Where did you learn English!!1!!

:rofl:

:hi:

[malta blue]

4. psst

check out the way he spelled Americans :rofl: (j/k)

[UndertheOcean]

10. hey , my keyboard sometimes skips letters , not fair

[madinmaryland]

11. Kind of like Amurka??

:hide:

[KamaAina]

3. Send your cheques to P.O. Box 23, Honolulu

:P

[fishwax]

5. To UndertheOcean: It is spelled "Americans," not "Americns"

Vowels matter. Stop changing the language ;)

:hi:

[zanne]

6. We could do this all day!nt

[DS1]

7. and cut those fingernails

[UndertheOcean]

14. cut your ! :)

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Now, that's funny.

:rofl:

[UndertheOcean]

12. See above reply !

[kentauros]

8. Yet you still can't spell "thru"

:P

Now I just wanna talk quickly about language, and then we can all go. Yeah, language. They do say Britain and America are two countries separated by the Atlantic Ocean, and it’s true. No, they say, “two countries separated by a common language,” that’s the line; it’s an Oscar Wilde line, I think. And we do pronounce things in a different way, like you say “caterpillar” and we say “caterpillar,” and… You say “aluminum” and we say “aluminium.” You say, “centrifugal” and we say “centrifugal.” You say, “leisure” and we say “lizuray.” You say “baysil” and we say “bahsil.” You say “’erbs” and we say “herbs,” because there’s a fucking “H” in it… But you spell through THRU, and I’m with you on that, ‘cause we spell it “THRUFF,” and that’s trying to cheat at Scrabble.

“How can we get that “OU” sound?”

“Well, a “U” will work,”

“What about an “O” as well?”

“We don’t need it, we’re fine.”

“No, I think an “O” in.”

“Well, all right.”

“And a “G” as well.”

“What?!”

“Yes, a “G” would be good. We need a silent “G” in the background, in case of any accidents or something.”

“Well, all right.”

“And an “H” as well.”

“Fucking ‘ell! Hang on.”

“An “H” in case some herbs come along.”

“All right…”

“And a Q, and a P, and a Z… Look it’s a word in Scrabble that’s 480 points!”

:rofl:

[Rambis]

13. My favourite

tyre not tire

[XemaSab]

15. Alerting

Your goddamn comma is in the wrong goddamn place. :grr:

[Deja Q]

16. Lyck me

:spray:

[RadiationTherapy]

17. Dear foreigner.

Give us our job back.

[UndertheOcean]

19. harsh

[RadiationTherapy]

21. I'm STILL laughing! nt

[UndertheOcean]

22. You betta be ,ol chap

[Westegg]

18. 'Ello, luv! Too late, guv'nor. It's been changed, innit?

[WinkyDink]

20. Well, God save the Queen to you!

[MilesColtrane]

23. Just a reminder that you'd be spelling them "farbe" and "programm" if we hadn't...

...pulled your asses out of the fire.

So lay off, mate.

;)

[Throd]

24. Wow, a lecture from the island where people can eat corn through a tennis racket.