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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 03:42 PM
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More gun craziness, I tell ya! Man shoots his lawn mower!
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin (AP) -- A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start.

Keith Walendowski has been charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski says he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning.

He told police: "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/25/mower.madness.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview


Acc. to the article, (wait for it ........) alcohol was involved! NO!

:rofl:

Bake
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JonLP24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 04:35 PM
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1. When I heard that
I laughed my ass off, for some reason it reminded me of a Simpson's episode in which he purchases a gun and uses it for everything, he shot the light so he good go to sleep, he'd shoot the tv to turn it on.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 04:39 PM
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4. Hahaha, I love that episode.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 04:36 PM
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2. Not in Florida this time?!?!
Damn.
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JonLP24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 04:38 PM
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3. It is the Beer Brewing Capitol of the United States n/t
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alarimer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 04:45 PM
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5. The lawnmower had it coming.
Edited on Mon Jul-28-08 04:46 PM by alarimer
It's a clear case of justified lawnmower-cide
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 04:56 PM
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6. Lord knows I've had one or two mowers that needed killin'!
And one that shot itself (i.e., threw a rod that came out through the engine block!)

:rofl:

Bake
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