I'm going to tell the lounge about my last date in a Smurfy fashion.

[LostInAnomie]

So, I drove all the Smurfington to smurf this girl. We smurfed out to smurf at this smurfy restaurant. She got the smurf fish, and I got the chicken smurf. After we smurfed we went to a comedy smurf and smurfed a few drinks. Then, we smurfed back to her smurf and we started smurfing out. We ended up smurfing up to her smurf and smurfed for about three smurfs. Then, I got the smurf out of there.

[tismyself]

1. You didn't

leave anything, did you?

[LostInAnomie]

2. Smurf, no!

I got the smurf out of there clean.

[tismyself]

3. Sounds like a close call!

:scared:

[crimsonblue]

4. did you smurf her when you got home

i do hope it wasn't a smurf call.

[LostInAnomie]

7. Nope, I didn't smurf her.

Smurfington is about 2 smurf hours away, and I smurfed out of there around 2 o'smurf.

[KitchenWitch]

5. Did you make sure to wear a smurf before smurfing?

[LostInAnomie]

6. Smurf yeah, I threw on a smurf.

I'm not looking to smurf some kind of STD (Smurf transmitted Disease).

[Debi]

8. Or smurf any new smurfs into this smurfing world!

x(

[Bake]

9. Smurfin'-AAAAAAAAAAA!

Way to smurf.

Bake

[LostInAnomie]

13. Yeah, I was at the top of my smurf game that night.

It was smurfin' sweet.

[sniffa]

10. Did you give her the "smurfer"?

"Two in the smurf, one in the smurf."

[LostInAnomie]

12. I seriously smurfed about it.

But, that probably would have gotten me a kick in the smurfs.

[SacredCow]

11. playa-Smurf!!!!!

smurf 'em and smurf 'em!!!

[Greyskye]

14. Locking - no smurf threads