Jammed my f**king finger on the f**king shopping cart.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

I simply reached out for the cart, misjudged the distance, and WHAM my finger hit the handle straight on. Now my whole hand aches like a sumbitch.

The ironic part is, my OTHER hand has an arthritic finger that has made that hand ache the exact same way for the past two weeks.

Is it my karma catching up with me, or am I simply a klutz? On second thought, don't bother answering that. I already know.

I think tonight's gonna be a Darvocet night...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Prisoner_Number_Six!

Aw, sweetie...

I am so sorry...

Here, let me kiss it and make it all better...


OK, now it's infected!


Honestly, though, I do hope you recover quickly...

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

5. I feel better already.

...however, I think another kiss or two would really do wonders...

[flvegan]

2. Did you take vengeance on the shopping cart?

If a cart does you wrong, you must avenge your bad experience.

I don't make the rules, I just repost them.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

3. Naah- it was merely the karmic agent doing what comes naturally.

I'm cool with it- at my age shit like that happens on a daily basis.

[NewEnglandGirl]

4. Once I went to pull my hand away

(from the cart) and my ring stuck between the slats... (Ouches!) I thought I pulled my finger off.

[mokawanis]

6. Reminds me of the time

I reached into a backpack and sliced my little finger all the way down one side on a goddamned razor blade I didn't know was in there. Always fun when routine activities turn bloody.

[ThomCat]

7. I hope your finger relaxes and is back to normal tomorrow.

Darvocet is your friend. Soaking in hot water also might help a lot to get circulation into the finger to promote some healing.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

8. I'm taking tomorrow off in any event.

Gonna sleep in, then go for a nice long swim with my puppy girl. That should loosen things up a bit.