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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:40 PM
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Why do monkeys throw feces when they're angry?
































Because they can't shit guns.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:41 PM
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1. Because it's always handy.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:45 PM
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2. because, try as they might
their political arguments just don't hold water... :D
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:54 PM
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3. Heh....good thing, too.
Monkeys with guns scare me.

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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:57 PM
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4. -insert GOP joke here_
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:59 PM
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5. Don't ask ME! I'm a fucking MONKEY!
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saras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 04:12 PM
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6. Natural selection
The ones that throw feces when they're hungry, or sexually aroused, generally don't breed successfully.
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