You just made it big as a musician, what's your first album going to be called?

[kat_kringle]

Mine is: No one's hung Connie Chung




anyone else??

[DS1]

1. It came from The Lounge

[bif]

2. "High Mass. Low Mass. Critical Mass."

[Deja Q]

3. 'Slaughtering Slut'

Or is that too 1990s-sounding?

[kat_kringle]

23. not at all!

this is my 2nd fave (next to the hypno applesauce thing)

maybe 'slaughtering slut' could be a country album???

[crimsonblue]

4. why would she be hung?

people are hanged, not hung. nice title

[Bake]

6. I beg your pardon.

Some of us are WELL-HUNG.

Harrumpppph.

Bake

[crimsonblue]

8. if your mom was Nancy Well

and you dad Bob Hung, then yes, that is possible. Otherwise, no, you are not Well-Hung.

[crimsonblue]

5. since my band would be

The John Bolton Moustache Troupe, I think we'd name our first LP "Who wants a moustache ride?"

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Douchebaggery at the Olive Garden

[Radical Activist]

9. Kudzu delight

[Parche]

35. "Bunco In America"

[kat_kringle]

41. check out the album cover for a band called, kids in the kitchen,

if it's the one i'm thinking of, there should be ridiculous metallic eggs in the photo.

[Radical Activist]

10. First inaugural undress

[Guava Jelly]

11. Twice porked cook

[RadiationTherapy]

12. Sawdust n spitoons.

[RadiationTherapy]

13. Legend of the Curvy Cock.

[RadiationTherapy]

14. His Dewdrop Encrusted Chin

[RadiationTherapy]

15. Penelope Eats Pork Rinds

[Deja Q]

16. 'Sperm Donor'

[RadiationTherapy]

17. Fellatio and Flatulence

[Deja Q]

18. 'Beanstalks and Applesauce - Hypno Sings the Brady Kids Classics'

[kat_kringle]

22. my current fave!

it also could be the title of a raffi album.

[RadiationTherapy]

19. Vegemite Panties.

[kat_kringle]

30. hey, just think!

you're second album could be, 'marmite briefs'

[RadiationTherapy]

20. I Farted When We First Kissed

[RadiationTherapy]

21. The Comb-over Revolution

[KamaAina]

24. "KamaAina Hasn't Heard of You, Either"

Bryan Adams wanted to do that, but the record co. wussed out.

[AwakeAtLast]

25. Cornflake Chicken

[Swede]

26. Dark Seid of the Moon.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

27. Near-Life Experience.

[Kutjara]

28. "An Exercise in Self-Indulgence - Opus 4" n/t

[redwitch]

29. Larry

[Deja Q]

31. "'That is not a Baseball Bat DownThere!' - and 20 other modern day country songs!"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. The Garbisch Collection

And this would be the cover.

I know it's pretty erudite; but I've always been amused by the name of the couple that was so into "American Naive" paintings.

[SKKY]

33. Don't thank me. Thank the Spaghetti Monster for people like me...

[Anarcho-Socialist]

34. Zombie Jesus Comes Alive!

[av8rdave]

36. Celebrity Colonoscopy

[ForrestGump]

37. My first outing? Hmmm...

"Anthology: A Life In Music"


Get it over with at the start.

[Aristus]

38. Aristus - "Results Not Typical."

[DarkTirade]

39. My original idea would have been 'Crossing the Highway'

because I wanted to name my band Dead Frog. The cover would be a cartoonish frog with a tire track down its back.

Unfortunately some crappy band took that name back in the 90s, and although they no longer exist they already used the name and so now I can't.

[amitten]

40. Plib. n/t

[Forkboy]

42. "It Not The Heat, It's The Humanity"

or

"Bite Size Monstrosity"

[Symarip]

43. Letters To Jodie Foster

[PBS Poll-435]

44. ROFL

[Symarip]

45. I figured someone would get it...

And I call dibs because I really am in a band (sometimes).

[Zuiderelle]

46. Hymens and Bellybuttons

[LynneSin]

47. FUCK YOU GEORGE W. BUSH

I figured I'd have a good market for it

[HEyHEY]

48. "I made it big as a musician"

[regularguy]

49. "Nah Nah NahNah Nah!" n/t

[XNASA]

50. "With Sympathy"

[Tikki]

51. "My Son The Doctor"....

Let's see, I'm a 60 year old woman who still plays electric bass from time to time...

I could hawk the album at bus stop benches.


Tikki

[behave]

52. Behave Sings Songs

[saras]

53. Sects With Children

And it's got one of those Victorian pictures of the big midwestern Christian family glowering like the photographer was Satan himself.

[Iggo]

54. "If You Love Me Lift Your Leg."

[MrCoffee]

55. Courtesy Flush

[RedShoes]

56. "Live Music Walking" eom

[ghostsofgiants]

57. I've actually been totally enamoured with the idea of calling an album "A Monarch and an Anarchist"

It'd be a concept album about the struggle for freedom from oppression through an anarchist lens.

[Z_I_Peevey]

58. I have the breakout single. It's

"I Woulda Shot His Pecker Off, But the Damn Thing Was an Innie."

A country album. I can't decide whether to call it

"Songs for a Cheatin' Scumbag," or "Why I'm Not in Prison."

[kat_kringle]

59. everyone: !!

thank you for your ideas! i honestly can't even begin to think of responses or feed back. they were too amazing.

rock n' roll (sean bateman(sp) style), and muhalo (hunter s. style).

peace-

kk

[Tuesday Afternoon]

60. Lickskillet

because it is that damn good.

[kat_kringle]

61. you are killing me!

that is aMAZing! seriously. i am going to have to draw up an album cover for that and post it sometime down the road, that is if you don't mind.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

62. go for it!! I would be honored!

[Symarip]

63. Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

[meegbear]

64. If I was Gonna Do It All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You

[Fire Walk With Me]

65. Taking Liger Mountain (by Strategy)

Couldn't bring myself to say "strategery".

[Deja Q]

66. 'Motherlode of an Ode - Sung by the Toad'

[underpants]

67. Greatest Hits

Alien Antfarm DID title their first album that

[bif]

68. "If it's Brown."

[NewEnglandGirl]

69. In Our Next Life n/t

[Fire Walk With Me]

70. LOLzerectomy.