My wife is bored and wants me to talk to her - ask her anything

[Pale Blue Dot]

I've been at work all day and just want to veg out in front of the computer. Can you help us compromise? I'll pass your questions on to her and post her answers here.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

1. Would you like me to fix you up with someone more fun?

Just kidding. I'm sure you're lots of fun.

But see what she says. :P

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. Yes. She wants somebody that likes to talk.

nt

[northofdenali]

2. What's it like living with an addicted DU'er?

Hi, Finnfan!! :hi:

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. She says "it's boring."

(... but not as boring as that answer...)

:hi: northofdenali!

[burrowowl]

3. Does she have her own computer?

You 2 could chat back on forth on an interesting thread.

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. I'm getting a laptop when I get my bonus.

She says when that happened she'd definately do that.

Just for the record, there was sarcasm in her voice. :-)

[LynneSin]

7. You know talking to your wife can lead to some frisky fun

wink wink!!!

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. My wife is blushing and doesn't know what to say.

Thanks a lot, Lynne. Now I have to explain the facts of life to her! :-)

[LynneSin]

15. I thought you had kids already

:shrug:

[Pale Blue Dot]

17. We do.

She just doesn't know how. :evilgrin:

[Bronco69]

8. Would she like to be POTUS?

And if so, what would make her a great president?

[Pale Blue Dot]

12. No, she doesn't want to be POTUS.

She says she wouldn't be good at it, because she's not a liar.

For the record, she's right. She's the most honest person I know. :loveya:

[liberalhistorian]

10. "Why are you married to someone

who doesn't want to talk to you?":evilgrin: :bounce:

[Pale Blue Dot]

13. She has an evil grin on her face

and refuses to answer.

[liberalhistorian]

19. LOL!

I'm sure she does!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. Are you aware that "to talk" is a transitive verb?

Sheesh, why do they ALL do that? There is no such thing as "talk, period".

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. Ask Mrs Finnfan if she'd add

a bottle of beer not already listed to the "99 bottles of beer" thread. I want to try some suggestions other than my own! :-)

[Pale Blue Dot]

16. She wants to know if Pete's Summer Brew is on it already nt.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Thanks to her, yes!

Now she needs to enjoy one, or something else she'd like, to help relieve her ennui. :-)

[wellstone_democrat]

20. is she an Eddie Bracken fan?

or just a Finnfan?


signed,
A great fan of the late Eddie Bracken

[Pale Blue Dot]

22. She says "of course".

She loves him to death and misses him like crazy (as do i.) :cry:

[sweetheart]

21. Some questions for her...

ask her:

1. "Do you still love me like when we first met?"

2. "Does it bother you if i think about having sex with other women?"

3. If I had an affair, would you forgive me?

4. What irritates you about me that i could change?

5. Can i please do all the housework from now on?

6. If you had an affair, do you think i could forgive you?

;-)

[wellstone_democrat]

23. Tryin' to start a fight sweetheart?

Yikes, that's quite a load of questions...
I wouldn't touch them Mrs. Finnfan. Run, run for your life!

[sweetheart]

25. LOL! ha ha!

Starting a fight:

"If i decided to leave you, what should you keep of our posessions?"

.... he said "any" question... and it certainly would not be boring.

:-)

[Pale Blue Dot]

24. Answers:

1. She's strangely silent. :scared:

2. No.

3. No.

4. This list is way too long, but not wanting to talk all the time would be right up there.

5. If I actually asked her this, the answers to #3 and #4 would change right away.

6. No.

[sweetheart]

26. You got balls mate

Respect.

Is she still bored?

[sweetheart]

27. Would you like to have a baby with me? be honest.

IF so, should we start right now?
If not, why?

This one should end your evening boredom without further need to
access DU.

peace. :-)