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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:01 AM
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Watch out. Lesbianism is in the air.
It might even spread to Peoria.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:02 AM
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1. what are the symptoms?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:03 AM
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4. A sudden urge to make toast
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:07 AM
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6. Is that urge stronger in the morning?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:09 AM
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7. Uh... why do you ask?
Does it have anything to do with board shorts? :shrug:



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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:10 AM
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8. Well, I get strong urges to make toast in the morning.
Am I catching teh gay?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:16 AM
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9. Depends
Do you get these urges before or after you beat the shit out of your husband?



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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:17 AM
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10. LOL
Well I HAVE had the urge to join a women's rugby team too.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:24 AM
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14. Hmmm....
"FootyWitch" or "KitchenButch"?













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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:26 AM
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18. meh, I am way too much of a wuss!
:rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:42 AM
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23. k, you need to watch this
From 2:25 to 4:40.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SJAtPdYiX4



BTW — how do you look in full-length red ermine? :D



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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:46 AM
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27. GEEZ, I am not THAT tall!
:D
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:48 AM
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29. You would be in a women's rugby league
Aren't most lesbians five feet nothin', like Pri? :shrug:



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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:50 AM
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32. I think Pri's partner Lisa is quite tall, judging from the photos!
:D
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:52 AM
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34. She has my hands, too
But, for some strange reason, I don't want 'em back.



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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:03 AM
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2. Do I need to get out teh duct tape and plastic sheeting?
:scared:
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:03 AM
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3. Sweet.
:)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:05 AM
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5. Wewt!
When does it land? :bounce:



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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:24 AM
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13. It's already here.
Hide your daughters. HELP.

The L Word will soon become the L World.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:25 AM
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17. I have no daughters — nor sons, for that matter
But I tellya, I'd make a damned fine lesbian.







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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:39 AM
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21. No, you are a man.
But hats off to you...
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:42 AM
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24. That's not etched in granite or anything
:D



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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:47 AM
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28. So, you want to be a woman.
Surgery? I'll support you either way. :hug:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:50 AM
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30. Nah
I just want the perks of lesbianism. :woohoo:



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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:50 AM
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31. What are the perks of lesbianism?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:51 AM
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33. Seriously hot chicks
:bounce:



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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:52 AM
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36. Want an ice cream?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:54 AM
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37. The reference messes up my hair
Yet, I laughed. :shrug:



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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:59 AM
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38. I posted that picture because of Xander's fantasy
of Willow and Tara in the back of his ice cream van.

Actually, would like a taste of that action.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:23 AM
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11. I predict
that this thread will reach 500 views before midnight PDT.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:23 AM
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12. Sometimes I think about two witches doing a spell together.
Then I have to go do a spell by myself.

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:25 AM
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16. Sometimes I think about Xander and then
I do a spell on myself. :)
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:31 AM
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19. I do a spell on myself...
when I think of evil Willow. :)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:38 AM
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20. I do a spell on myself...
whenever I think of any the Buffy cast. Sexy, sexy people.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:43 AM
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25. Mmm... Vampire Willow...
I'll be in my bunk.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:46 AM
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26. Alyson Hannigan is a dedicated banana eater.
:)
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 09:02 AM
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42. Unfortunately she's also married.
To Alexis Denisof coincidentally. :P
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:52 AM
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35. ....
yep...
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:59 AM
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39. This one time at band camp
I stuck my flute... ;)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:41 AM
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22. Anya: Soon he'll be sweating and I'll imagine having
sex with him.

Buffy: Imaginary Xander is quite the machine.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 12:24 AM
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15. That happens every Thursday here. Karaoke night, ya know.
:)
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 03:04 AM
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40. OMG! You (nobody) took my warning about Karaoke night seriously. And now, all hell broke loose.
But, since the legal ruling in California, all hell has apparently broken loose here in Omaha.

I wasn't even there tonight, but I have emails and calls already that good marriages between heteros are soon to be dissolved in masses.

Damn, I just KNEW this would happen. Everyone's sexuality is suddenly changing now.
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newmajority Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 03:19 AM
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41. Too late. I caught the Lesbianism
Where's my toaster? Or power tools, or whatever the incentive is these days?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOtO2wRsIu0
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