It's not true.

[Maddy McCall]

Gee, guys, I thought y'all knew me better than that.

:P

[SOteric]

1. So.....

you don't really have 6 toes on your left foot?

[KitchenWitch]

2. She did, but she used the Ped Egg on it and it is now gone!

:P

[Maddy McCall]

3. .

:spray:

:rofl:

[Zuiderelle]

20. Ha!

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[mcctatas]

21. Ped Egg...

Evil flesh eating torture device!!! Might as well just use a ferriers rasp!!!

[Lil Missy]

4. OMG! I am crushed now.

Are you saying you don't really club your own baby seals, at "you-know-where".

:cry:

[Maddy McCall]

5. That, and....

I've never worn a confederate flag bikini in my life.

:D

[SOteric]

6. Don't be

posting any bikini photos on DU, then; - or DS1 will be providing evidence to the contrary in a Southern Fried minute. :7

[DS1]

7. F that

I'm on my way to Greece

:D

[Maddy McCall]

8. Sure you don't want to...

come down to NOLA for the "Southern Bear Preservation Society" convention?

[Maddy McCall]

9. LOL

NO!

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

10. Please tell me you still have the flaming red panties for anger.

I am not trying to be a perv, but I thought we all had a date to go tear up the town with MonkeyFunk last night.

And he suggested the color of you knickers. :)

[Maddy McCall]

12. Yes, to the red panties.

But NO to loggers and prostitution.

I can do rampages, though! :D

[Lil Missy]

24. I must have missed something,

I don't know anything about the loggers and prostitution.

Now, 'scuse me while I go change into my red knickers for the Rampage tonight!

:)

[Maddy McCall]

27. .

It's all right here.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7917290

Most of it, anyway.

:yoiks:

[Danger Mouse]

11. Phew. I was worried for a second there.

[Maddy McCall]

13. I was wild in the eighties...

but not THAT wild. :D

[Texasgal]

15. Gawd DAMMIT!

I was startin' ta think you and I were RELATED!

[Maddy McCall]

17. LOLOL!!!

*snort*

I'm still not so sure we're not, though! :D

[lost-in-nj]

14. WHAT????

Thats not your smile???


:shrug:

lost



























:rofl: :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

16. Are you dissing Fredrico???

:spank:

[Swede]

18. Well,how do you make fried chicken,then?

:shrug:

[Maddy McCall]

19. WITHOUT CORNFLAKES.

:P

[SPKrazy]

22. If that is the case

then

:yourock:


if that isn't the case

then


:yourock:


:D

[Maddy McCall]

23. Awwww....

Thanks.

:rofl:

:pals:

[Blue-Jay]

25. LIAR! I didn't get crabs all by myself.

They had to come from somewhere.

[Maddy McCall]

26. Well, if you'd quit trying on your sister's panties...

maybe you wouldn't be dealing with cupid's bunnies right now, huh?

:P