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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 09:30 PM Original message |
I'm trying to write bad poetry. Please help. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
1. a semi-bouyant healthbomb |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 09:48 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Ooh, I like "healthbomb"! |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
2. As my love unclogs the greasetrap of your heart... |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 09:49 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Someone really ought to set that to music, no? |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 10:11 PM Response to Reply #5 |
12. I am thinking ...someone like...possibly |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 11:23 PM Response to Reply #12 |
23. Oh come on. That has Andrew Lloyd Webber written all over it. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
4. "There once was a girl from Nantucket" |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 09:51 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Who was sad when she no can has buket... |
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nuxvomica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-02-08 07:24 AM Response to Reply #7 |
42. The cheezburger she eated... |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
6. ... |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 09:54 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. You mock me...? |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 09:56 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. perhaps you should stick to briefs |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 11:43 AM Response to Reply #11 |
24. Eh, he's a boxer guy. |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 11:47 AM Response to Reply #24 |
25. hehe |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
8. How the hell can you top that? |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 10:21 PM Response to Reply #8 |
16. Aw, thanks. But I have to keep pushing myself, you know? |
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Fran Kubelik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
10. throbbing members |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 10:16 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. DU has more than its fair share of good poets, who post regularly. |
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Fran Kubelik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 10:18 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Cool. As I am prone to do, I read too much into things. |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 11:48 AM Response to Reply #10 |
26. "Throbbing members"? WTF, you trying to get my thread locked? |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 10:18 PM Response to Original message |
15. How about "Your love is the enema for my soul" |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 10:22 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. OMG, that is genius! Series. I love it! |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 10:24 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. "You are the toilet paper that wipes away the stains of my shitty past" |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
19. My dear Dangerously Amused! |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 11:56 AM Response to Reply #19 |
27. Fine. I think I'll start up my own Gallery Of Rogue Poets,* then. |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 01:23 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. *snort* |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 10:49 PM Response to Original message |
20. Okay ... |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 12:00 PM Response to Reply #20 |
28. Awesome! I'm loving the whole ethereal/visceral vacuum concept! |
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kedrys (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 10:57 PM Response to Original message |
21. "Ode to a Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning" |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 12:06 PM Response to Reply #21 |
29. I looked that up. You were serious. |
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kedrys (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 01:24 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. You can still come in third if you try hard enough |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 10:57 PM Response to Original message |
22. more cowbell |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 12:07 PM Response to Reply #22 |
30. Unclear on the concept. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
33. Some rhyming! |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
34. Have to use the phrase 'in my/your soul' or 'in my/your heart' somewhere. |
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montanto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
35. Make it rhyme and it will really suck. |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-02-08 05:37 AM Response to Reply #35 |
39. Make it rhyme with smokin' and jokin' |
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montanto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-02-08 03:09 PM Response to Reply #39 |
43. Make it rhyme with Abracadabra |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-02-08 01:12 AM Response to Original message |
36. This project has SOOO much potential. So I will try again. |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-02-08 04:28 AM Response to Original message |
37. I think this deserves a kick before I go to bed. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-02-08 04:32 AM Response to Original message |
38. your poem doesn't need a f***ing thing |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-02-08 03:12 PM Response to Reply #38 |
44. Hehe... |
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nuxvomica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-02-08 07:17 AM Response to Original message |
40. Clearly "greasetrap of your heart" is the problem |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-02-08 07:21 AM Response to Original message |
41. That's almost the worst poetry I've ever read! |
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jakefrep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-02-08 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
45. "Feel the Metamucil of my love"... |
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