As God is my Witness, I thought turkeys could fly

[greenbriar]

That exact episode is on RIGHT NOW


on WGN

[Danger Mouse]

1. They can. I've seen it.

[Pierre.Suave]

2. as have I...

But they cant fly very far.

[XemaSab]

3. My friend was bombing down the road in Oklahoma doing about 70

and he CREAMED a big turkey flying across the road. Went right through his windshield. :o

[Xipe Totec]

4. you should see what happens with turkey vultures

their first instinct is to puke their guts out...

I have a friend who had one fly in through a window, while driving the Sierra Madre...

[Danger Mouse]

5. that's what we call 'natural consequences'

[Pierre.Suave]

10. Ouch

I bet that was not pretty...

[Danger Mouse]

7. one time, a turkey was about to be creamed by a semi...

so the turkey took flight, flew OVER the semi, and made it to the other side of the road in one piece. i've never seen anything like it.

[Pierre.Suave]

11. Wow

now thats a will to survive!

:rofl:

I have ever seen a turkey fly that far or high.

[Danger Mouse]

12. That's what we call 'incredible motivation.'

I hear tell that a farmer tried to chop off his head, but he slammed his beak into the poor sucker's balls.

[Pierre.Suave]

14. Ouch

and

:rofl:

[BrotherBuzz]

6. Oh, the Huge Manatee!

[DS1]

8. I never found that funny

:shrug:

[bertha katzenengel]

9. I wasn't logged in and 2 of the 3 ads on the page were WKRP ads...

I don't know how that works but it's freaky.

:)

[1Hippiechick]

13. Here's your proof....:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X8YEdJ0PCU

[Pierre.Suave]

15. Oh SNAP!

I just got the reference.

Whoever posted about WKRP ads, thanks. It just clicked in my head what the OP was referring to.

edit to add, :rofl: