It's Friday! Somebody make me laugh

[prolesunited]

to get my weekend off to a good start.

It's been a really looooooong week. I still have to work tonight and I have to work both of my jobs tomorrow. Well, enough of the self-indulgent whining.

All I'm asking for is a grin, a giggle, perchance a guffaw. Please? :D

[HEyHEY]

1. A lady tried to pants me in a bar last night

But I was wearin suspenders!


That's true to...it was funny.

[prolesunited]

10. What was funny?

The fact that you were actually wearing suspenders? <rimshot>

On edit: :P

[HEyHEY]

13. The fact the one time anyones tried to pants me...I was wearing them

[prolesunited]

16. Is pantsing someone

just pulling your pants down? Why not just undo the suspenders and invite her to try again? :shrug:

[southpaw]

2. Click this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=785141

[prolesunited]

7. That one must be really good

It was blocked by the network content filter. :evilgrin:

[pmbryant]

3. Alas..

My humor quotient is tightly rationed, and the next shipment isn't due until next week.

Hopefully someone else can help you out.

Peter

[prolesunited]

11. Haha!

Worth a grin. :D

Thanks, Peter! :hi:

[pmbryant]

17. All I could afford

Have to save up the rest to get me through the weekend.

:hi:

Peter

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Have you seen this yet?

http://homepage.mac.com/webmasterkai/kaicurry/gwbush/dishonestdubya.html

:hi:

[prolesunited]

6. Thank you!!!!

That definitely hit the spot! I loved the choking on a pretzel!

[Blue-Jay]

5. <tickle tickle tickle>

[madrchsod]

8. don`t go outside

the winds are going to be 25-35 mph tonight and tomorrow!!ha,ha,ha,ha, it`s so much fun living in northern il!!ha,ha,ha, did i cheer you up??? but sunday is supposed to be great!

[Rainbowreflect]

9. Today in Nebraska we have 25-35 mph winds with gust to 45 mph.

Needless to say my hair looks nothing like it did when I left for work this morning.

[prolesunited]

12. Not really

I live in the Chicago area, too.

You're NOT very good at this, are you? :-(

[madrchsod]

14. i`ll by you one..ok?

beer or mixed drink....

[prolesunited]

15. Hey

are you coming to the Chicago gathering on March 7?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. I was going to direct you to

today's "Rhymes with Orange" comic strip; but it seems to be unavailable. :-(

I have a feeling it may not have been PC enough for today's right-wing pigs.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Try this one instead:

[prolesunited]

21. Thank you!

You guys are great. I'm smiling now.

:D <--- See

[democracyindanger]

20. A rabbi and a priest

take a walk together, discussing their religions.

The priest says, "I understand that Judaism prohibits eating the meat of a pig. But have you ever faltered?"

The rabbi sighs and nods. "Yes, I must admit that once, curiosity got the better of me and I had a ham sandwich."

"Ah," the priest replies.

They walk a bit further and the rabbi asks, "Let me ask you, I know that Catholicism prohibits priests from carnal knowledge. But have you ever succumbed to temptation?"

The priest nods gravely. "When I was much younger, a novice priest, I was with a woman."

"Ah," the rabbi responds.

They walk a little more and the rabbi says, "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

[DiverDave]

33. LOL LOL that was good

:D

[Az]

22. Steve Ballmer for IPOD

http://www.macboy.com/cartoons/ballmer/

[Az]

23. More Mac Bashing

http://www.thehoucks.com/happynowhere/Apple_Switch_Parody_DivX.avi

[prolesunited]

26. Harrrumph!

As a Mac enthusiast, I am NOT amused. :argh:

Now, if you want to find me Windows bashing stuff, then we can talk. ;-)

[Az]

28. Welcome to Microsoft, where nothing can possibly go worng

http://alt.venus.co.uk/weed/humour/gates30.mov

[POed_Ex_Repub]

24. How about some cows with guns?

http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm

[tigereye]

32. that was really cute

we had a good laugh thanks!

[Az]

25. I'm a cow

http://www.campchaos.com/othershows/pendland/01.html

[NightTrain]

27. OK. What do you get wheh you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?

A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth! :spank:

[bobthedrummer]

29. Go to GD-Primary 2004 you'll laugh until it hurts!

heh, heh

[pagerbear]

30. Hope this amuses you

[Fargin Ice Hole]

31. here you go....................

<http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/saddam_outkast.asp>

[DiverDave]

34. Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

Because he had a chicken stapled to his forehead. bada boom

Thank you, I'll be here all week

[PVnRT]

35. Odd Todd works for me

If Elf Up can't make you smile, then you must be an android.

http://www.oddtodd.com

[prolesunited]

36. Thanks!

You all are very entertaining. I appreciated it all. Lots of fun links! :-)

[Cannikin]

37. Here's some good Betty Bowers humor for today.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=783899

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=783899

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=784735