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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 06:50 PM
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Today I got a tract handed to me that said "You have five minutes to live"
and I said "Holy shit!" and ran into the nearest Starbucks.

It was one of those religious things of course, apparently I'm overstaying my 5 minutes.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 06:51 PM
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1. To use the bathroom, or for a latte?
:shrug:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 06:53 PM
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2. Assumingly for a latte
I wanted to show him what was really important in life. I left out the side door. Didn't want a damn latte anyway.
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 06:54 PM
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3. because you needed to spend four of those minutes in line.
;-)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 06:56 PM
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5. By the looks of this non-elitist swine, he'd have no idea I'd be spending 80%
of my remaining minutes waiting for coffee
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 07:08 PM
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7. should've said, "I'd better get busy!" and pulled out
a basting spoon.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 06:56 PM
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4. "Then I'm gonna come back and haunt your ass."
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-14-08 06:57 PM
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6. hahah
I'm gonna stand right here for 5 minutes, then I'm gonna come back and haunt your ass.
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